The Kelce family goes to the doctor - Taylor Swift

05. Helper

"Okay, how about we start talking about orgasms?"

Oh, okay, we're starting strong over here "Taylor, are you having any problems achieving them?" Julia started looking at her computer. Problems? Oh, nonono, I have lots and lots of them. Thanks for Travis "No, not at all; Travis is very good at this subject" They always say, don't lie to your doctors "That's good, a good sexual life is healthy. And you, Travis?" She asks, and he answers "I'm just the same as Taylor" Trav smiles at me and gives me a little kiss on the cheek "Wonderful, so any problems with pain, duration, or lack of ejaculate fluid?" Both me and Travis shake our heads, and Julia types a bit more on her computer. We have already been through this weird question a lot of times, even before the kids were born, and they've really helped us. At least they helped me notice that I was having some lubricating problems. Still today, I cannot understand what was happening with me, but Julia managed to fix it, and we're good now "I'm gonna jump the 'have you ever done this' because you guys have a long history with me, and pretty much you've done all the things that I need to know" Julia says, and well, we all laugh, remembering the day that Travis was a bit overwhelmed and started telling her his kinks, and Julia was like, 'Okay, okat TMI' "So Taylor, last time you masturbated?" I think a bit, wasn't that long, lately Travis has been very busy with some practice for the next season, so I got a lot of time alone at the house when both the older kids were at school and Kenzie was sleeping "I think it was last week, not really sure, something between 7 and 5 days" Than she asks the same one to Travis "Yesterday..." He answers, and my face goes blank. We wore together the hole day yesterday "How? I was with you the whole day" I know that sometimes the kids keep me busy, but not so busy that I can't notice my husband masturbating "I woke up hard and you were peacefully sleeping; I didn't want to wake you up" He says, kissing me again. We go over some more questions, and she also does the check list of things we've already done sometime in the last 3 months, like oral, anal, and so it goes. Just to make sure we didn't damage anything.

Then we move on to talking about Travis  appointment, and Julia tells us what she has been able to see "You are predominantly healthy; nothing is wrong with your eyes, ears, and throat, your height and weight are healthy, as well as your vitals. What I'm trying to say is that you're completely good, except for the constipation thing. Since you've been without pooping for a week, I don't really think any oral medicine could help. We could try, but in my opinion, it would be useless. The best opinion in your case would be an enema. But there is no need for you to go to a hospital to do it, so just the domestic one will make the cut" Julia says, and Trav's face goes blank. I was not expecting an enema either, but hey, we do what we need to do "So this one is a bottle that is incert inside the anal cavity, and you need to slowly press at a steady pace. When the bottle is out of medication, you hold it for about 5–10 minutes, and then you expel it. You should feel better in about 15 minutes after, but if that doesn't happen, give me a call" Julia continues, and I can tell by Travis face that this was the last thing we wanted to hear, but I know that deep down he knows that is probably going to make him feel better "One more thing, it is better if someone who isn't the patient does this procedure, so it is best if Taylor does it for you, or at least she should be in the room to help you; it is kind of a two-person job" Okay, now I'm red too. Another thing that no one told me about marriage...

We manage to end the conversation still alive, but I'm not looking forward to any of the stuff that Julia prescribed. However, right now I have bigger problems, my boobs. They are big and hurting badly, almost leaking. So I tell Julia, and she instructs me to go get Kenzie so we can do her appointment and I can breastfeed her.

I make my way to the waiting room, and I'm greeted by my daughters, showing me the beautiful drawings that they have made while I was in the room with Travis "They are super cool and colorful, did you guys made this by yourself?" I always like to praise them for all the manual things that they do, which is something that I learned from my mom. I grab Kenzie, who is peacefully sitting on the floor and babbling, 'mama' "Hi baby girl, mama is coming, we're going inside together now, does that sound fun for you?" I don't know about her, but getting some milk out of here will be super fun for me. I'm feeling like a cow at the moment. With the baby in my hand, I enter Julia's room for like the 13th time today.