DND FANFICS

MANSION LIFE

ONXX POV:

Ever since I decided to clean the criminal records of my new heros and letting them move in in my mansion life has been exausting. The constant screaming and fighting that i hear every day annoys me a little too much... I am really stupid for having my office in the middle of the house. And the demigod girl annoys me the most because she blasts Iron Maiden all the time on full volume.  Oh yeah, the cannibal girl asked me if she can eat our enemies. If shes hungry and wanted a snack in the middle of the fight. WHAT THE HELL.... I really am stupid. I pray every they for them to stop- its been only a week but im already done. 

WISTERIA POV:

I love my new life in the mansion. Ever since me and Khameleon met, my life just gets better every day. I hang out a lot with Vivi Kirbo these days. She is the only one willing to listen to me talking about the things i love(Khameleon). I mean, how could i not talk about him. He is so sweet and he doesnt know how to express love which i think is so cute... But hes getting better. For example, today he wrote me a letter... AHH i love him...

VIVI KIRBO POV:

This mansion life is so cool. I love it. I finally have my own room in which i can blast music everyday. And i made some friends. Wisteria wents a lot to me which i think its great bc i dont really like to talk. She mostly talks about her husband, Khameleon. They act like they just started dating, which they did. But they got married REALLY quickly. 

LONI POV: 

This mansion life its awsome. Now we have money and we order fast food almost everyday so i have food for days!! The delivery drivers in this place are super yummy. So, today i asked our 'boss' or whatever if I can eat our enemies when we fight. He looked at me a like  I am a expired human flesh(yucky) and pulled out a ROSARY. Dang this Vivi Kirbo propaganda keeps expanding

SOL POV:

THESE STUPID PEOPLE!!! THEY BROKE THE WALL 10 TIMES THIS WEEK AND I HAVE TO FIX HIM. ILL FIND YOU KAZUKI SHERLOCK!!

KAZUKI POV:

i liek rock. 

FEMITYS POV: 

'why the actual f*** do these half witted people need to be so anoying'(thank you mia for this) vivi kirbo, quetzoshimo and sol cant stop blasting metal music when im clearly trying to relax. I should take their stepping stools.

LONIS POV 2:

 'Why do they always fight and don't like human meat? I mean.. I get if but still, did they never even tried it? How do you know you don't like something if you never tried it? And why does this demigod Vivi Kirbo always thinks I'm gonna eat her??? Anyways, when will we go to some bar? It's been a long time since we exploded one.' (thank you loni for this)

VIVI KIRBOS BROTHER POV: 

Im out here looking out for my little sister and i just wanna go home. I miss my peace. 

THEMIS POV:

I came here and i expected to be with my old friends. But i think they have their own problems. Iris keeps coming and leaving bc of this girl Femity. I dont get it. Shes not even all that. Shes a sociopath and her biggest fear is getting beat by someone weak. Dang shes got an ego. Anyways i kinda enjoy it here. I go on walks and rides with Spirit(the horse). The bad thing is i hear spirits and ghosts of their old friends getting into dreams and just flying around... Uhm thats not okay.. 

IRIS POV: 

stupid Fem. 

GHOSTS OF LA CROCK AND MAX POV: 

shit were discovered. Now we cant creep into kazukis dreams and steal his rocks 

QUETZOSHIMO POV: 

I wanted to enjoy my life with my wife and just sip diet coke with her. But then this young stupid demigod called Vivi Kirbo and a 'friend' of my dearest descendant Leo challenged me into a contest of who could blast the music the loudest. She choose Iron Maiden to blast... an amateur movement, really... i chose sabaton, because... of course 

That, perhaps didnt go well and i dont have my stepping stool privileges anymore.