It all began on a rainy Tuesday night, as it always does in Kazukis life. He was now 5 years happily married to Gaymachine, the ultimate sigma 9'11 mafia boss. They had 2 sons together called Dwanye The Real Rock Johnson and Timothy. They were a happy family, having fun and being skibidi. It was until Gaymachine really got into gambling and drinking and driving. As a sigma mafia leader, you need to have your head in the game. You need to mew atleast 10hr a day, rizz up the opps and mogg them, fanum tax your homies and such. It was especially hard for Gaymachine because he had a family now, and he was their supreme leader after all.
The stress really got to him. He couldnt even do the easiest thing mafia bosses do anymore. It was for sure a huge aura loss on his side.
He was tired. It was hard being a supreme mafia leader and a family man. He couldnt open to his pookie wookie sugar cake with extra sprinkles and a cherry on top- Kazuki Sherlock, the love of his life. He was afraid it would hurt the poor baaka to much.
Kazuki-chan couldnt take this.- he thought
The stress from work really hurt him so he took the easy route- gambling. At first, it was fun. He even took some of his coworkers with him. The shining lights and the cool music took his mind of the stress from home and work.
Erm, but why in the skibidi was such a sigma so depressed, you might ask. Well, he was overworking himself and he didnt even have time to be on discord and play valorant with his baaka, his pookie, his comrade. Kazuki-chan.
Baaaakaaa~~~~~~ - Kazuki called. W-w-w-why wont you play valowant with me? S-s-senpai, i miss it. I miss the real you. I miss the times where you would pick me up and and we would play valowant togethew and watch My hero academia. uwu~~ - he told the sigma
Kitten... daddy has a lot of work to do in the mafia, and you know it. And you have to be a good waifu and take care of the children. I heard Dwanye the Real Rock Johnson has a lot problems at school. I wonder will Timothy be better. - he spoke in a husky voice.
D-d-dont worry Gaymachine-kun. It will go just fine. We have eachothew, r-right..?- Kazuki muttered, feeling the saddness creep into his heart, his 4'2 hourglass figure shaking.
**Gaymachine took a sip of his beer. He was planning to go drive next.**
TIMESKIP ~~~
Weeks have passed and Gaymachine wasnt getting any better. With each day, he came home later than usual. He couldnt even look at Kazuki-chans orbs. One day, Gaymachine got to drunk and gambled out his and Kazukis home. The kids were left without a roof under their head and Kazuki was FURIOUS.
GAYMACHINE-KUN! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR LITTLE HAPPY FAMILY? W-W-W-W-W-W-WHY?????? BAAKA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!! - Kazuki screamed
KITTEN. SHUSH NOW. DADDY HAS BEEN FIRED FROM THE MAFIA. IM NOT OKAY RN, KAZUKI-CHAN. SO SHUSH NOW AND BRING ME SOME BEER.- Gaymachine said in his husky deep alpha seducive voice.
BAAKA!~~~~~ - Kazuki fought back. I WONT BRING YOU BEEW~~~!! I WANT A D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIVORCE!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU THIS TO OUR FAMILY, SEMPAI?? I KNOW SIGMAS DEAL WITH PROBLEMS ALONE, BUT I WAS YOUR POOKIE. I WAS YOUR WAIFU. AND YOU DID NOTHING. I.... I..... I THOUGHT I FIXED YOU, BUT I WAS WRONG. I WONT BE YOUR POOKIE WOOKIE ANYMORE, GAYMACHINE-KUN.- He screamed on top his lungs and his color-changing orbs tearing up. AND I EVEN MADE YOU SKIBIDIDI SLICERS!
KITTEN.! YOU MADE DADDY REALLY MAD RN. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME?? I GAVE YOU A LIFE AFTER YOUR FAMILY SOLD YOU OFF TO ME. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. YOU ARENT SERIOUS ARE YOU? NOW BRING DADDY THOSE SKIBIDI SLICERS AND BEER, WONT YOU. - he said in his usual low deep husky alpha sigma seducive voice while angrily loosening his tie.
NO!!!!!!!!! I WONT BRING YOU ANYTHING. I WANT A DIVORCE. I DONT CARE. YOU GAVE ME A LIFE, BUT THEN TOOK IT!!!!!!! WHATS THE POINT THEN????
KITTEN... KITTEN... - Gaymachine slowly raised up his hand to punch the poor man.
SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING- the policemen walked in. We will be taking this to court, right mister?
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, please. - Kazuki muttered
Will be continued...
soon...
be ready.
AU: anyways. i will prob update this tomorow. And this pic of megumi is my honest reaction to this bs that i wrote:
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