- Wisteria and Vivi Kirbo once forced Femity and Kazuki to wear long pink puffy dresses bc they lost a bet
- Kirbo teaches Quetzoshimo the newest brainrot
-Kazuki is actually smart but only when its about rocks
- Bibi actually doesnt regret coming to the mansion
- Bob sets himself on fire multiple times a day
-Kirbo uses noise cancelling headphones
- ZBFM gives everybody a discount bc of Kirbo
- Sol became a babysitter of the crew(has to fix everything)
- When Loni is sick, Femity needs to go into her basement to get her 'turkey meat'
-When Quetzoshimo and Femity are fighting, the rest of the crew places bets on them
- Khameleon is very old-fashioned
- Themis and Kirbo are online friends but neither know it
-Leo has a workshop inside of Quetzoshimos basement which means that Quetzo actually has kids in his basement and its not a joke
-Wisteria has a whole drawer full of blindfolds for every occasion
-Kazuki screams "ROCK!!" in the middle of the night
-when femity runs out of insults she just calls people dwarfs
- Loni talks in her sleep
- Themis loves old romance books
- Iris randomly dissapears and comes back from the mansion and nobody knows where or what she does
- Sol makes dad jokes and says 'Thats a knee slapper' when somebody says something funny
- Mileena eats A LOT of chocolate
-Wisteria posts a lot of stories on instagram every day and its chaotic
-Kazuki is on rock subreddits
- Loni has a complicated curly hair routine
- Femity uses a lot of hairspray
- Quetzo calls Femity Jojo Siwa when hes mad
- Themis collects Hot Wheels
- Kirbo never curses except when she plays Wii sports
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Romancebe ready for cringe pookies highest rankings: 70.-satire, 2.-gigachad Author: Vitex !SATIRE!