DND HEADCANONS

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- Wisteria and Vivi Kirbo once forced Femity and Kazuki to wear long pink puffy dresses bc they lost a bet

- Kirbo teaches Quetzoshimo the newest brainrot

-Kazuki is actually smart but only when its about rocks

- Bibi actually doesnt regret coming to the mansion

- Bob sets himself on fire multiple times a day 

-Kirbo uses noise cancelling headphones

- ZBFM gives everybody a discount bc of Kirbo 

- Sol became a babysitter of the crew(has to fix everything) 

- When Loni is sick, Femity needs to go into her basement to get her 'turkey meat' 

-When Quetzoshimo and Femity are fighting, the rest of the crew places bets on them 

- Khameleon is very old-fashioned

- Themis and Kirbo are online friends but neither know it 

-Leo has a workshop inside of Quetzoshimos basement which means that Quetzo actually has kids in his basement and its not a joke

-Wisteria has a whole drawer full of blindfolds for every occasion 

-Kazuki screams "ROCK!!" in the middle of the night 

-when femity runs out of insults she just calls people dwarfs 

- Loni talks in her sleep

- Themis loves old romance books

- Iris randomly dissapears and comes back from the mansion and nobody knows where or what she does

- Sol makes dad jokes and says 'Thats a knee slapper' when somebody says something funny

- Mileena eats A LOT of chocolate 

-Wisteria posts a lot of stories on instagram every day and its chaotic 

-Kazuki is on rock subreddits 

- Loni has a complicated curly hair routine 

- Femity uses a lot of hairspray

- Quetzo calls Femity Jojo Siwa when hes mad

- Themis collects Hot Wheels 

- Kirbo never curses except when she plays Wii sports

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