I just wanna get your attention... i really wanna be all up in your heaaddddd...
im back. this is a bakudeku fanfic. DO NOT take this or me seriously. I went it to the deepest depths of the interent to educate myself of the bakudeku lore. all the cringe in me went to this project. also i included dnd characters to make it more cursed.
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BAKUDEKU SLIME. BAKUDEKU. SLIME. BAKU. DEKU. SLIME.
Izuku Midoriya, or better known as Deku, was a high school student. Him and his friends Nyx and Todoroki were bullied. it was terrible, especially because dekus parents Wisteria and Khameleon were very strict and he needed to be the perfect student. So the bullies, Jojo Siwa and Femity called him a nerd and threw his 3'3 hourglass figure across the school field with ease. They were so envious that he was smart and pretty, and oh, so different and special. He just... stuck out... He always protected Todoroki and Nyx...
It continued being like that until a new student came to school his name was Katsuki Bakugo.
In the beginning, their relationship was rocky. Deku had a 'friend crush' on bakugo but it was probably more then that. Bakugo had no idea how to react to that.
one day him and todoroki were walking in the hallway and saw bakugo. they thought to themselfs: 'wowza he has such a amazing quirk and he is so cool, he doesnt care about the rules, and hes... pretty handsome..'
'im gonna say hi to him'- deku thought to himself 'hi-'
Hey Shoto~~~ - bakugo said
'great hes ignoring me' - deku thought
todoroki felt uncomfy
' dont u wanna talk to your new best friend???~~~'- bakugo said
'No i dont'- todoroki answered coldly
'youre breaking my heart. two pretty boys shouldnt avoid eachother like that~' 'come on, give me a chance~~'
deku glared at him and thought: 'well this is odd. he was never like that...'
'okay, ill see you shoto bbg... dont runaway from me next time~~~'
'Todoroki... what was that?'- deku asked
'i... i dont even know... we were chatting yesterday tho...?'- he said
'w-what...' deku felt something he never felt before... he was jealous.
later that day, he was calling Nyx to tell her about what happened.
'I think that... Bakugo-san is rizzing up todoroki'
(timeskip)
Jojo and Femity were bullying and beating up Deku again. Bakugo saw them and runned to the football field. He used his strong veiny hands to punch the bullies. He made Jojo Siwa feel karma.
'OI OI OI, BAAKA~' - bakugo said 'TRY TO TOUCH DEKU-SAN ONE MORE TIME, BOI. AND ILL KILL YOU MYSELF'
'B-bakugo'- femity pleaded 'i thought u will be one of us. Look at you, hanging out with the loser. Look at thaz dwarf...? please...'
Bakugo stared at her with his neon freaky red orbs. 'nuh uh. hes MY dwarf' then he hit the black flash 'JOJO, HAVE U LEARNT NOTHING?'
they flew across the football field
'Anything for you, Deku...' - Bakugo said
'What about Todoroki... ARE YOU PLAYING A DOUBLE GAME??'- Deku lashed out at him 'WHY BE LIKE THIS IF UR RIZZING UP TODOROKI'
Bakugo looked down at him. (hes 9'11 btw) 'rizzing up? nah'- he said like a nonchalant dreadhead he was 'that was our plan for me to get closer to you'- he said
'closer... to me?'
'yeah, silly baka~~ i just wanted to see how u will react.'
'r-r-r-r-r-really?' he looked at him with his huge green doe orbs
'really. You're the only one i want to rizz.'
(AN: a lot of the things here i actually found in videos made in like 2021 soooooooo if its floppy consider it part of the aesthetic <3)
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