VIVI KIRBO POV:
So today i was bored and i decided to do something helpful for myself. I made sheets with basic info about every housemate here and how to talk with them. I put the papers in my diary and i started to play animal crossing as usual. Then someone stormed into my room. It was Femity. Now mind you, i am scared of her. Shes a freaking mass murderer and a sociopath. And friends with Loni, the cannibal that wishes to eat me. So she came in, telling me its dinner time. HUH? I am not in my old roman school anymore to have to eat dinner at 5 P.M. I am a big girl now! I ignored her and after a few minutes she found my diary. And you know what happens next. I am humilliated by a BLONDE PERSON. THATS IT IM DONE.
FEMS POV:
So today i was feeling pretty nice. I went to the tiny demigods room and told her it was dinner time. Look how nice of me. She was playing videogames and ignored me. ME. I got super annoyed and took her diary. She really shouldnt put the words 'my diary' written in cursive in all pink. Thats stupid, anybody could find out that u have a diary. Amateur. So i opened it and some papers had fallen out. I took a look at them and they were sheets with some really specific info about us and how to act with us to 'seem natural'. WHAT THE ACTUAL- So i went downstairs and teased her about it with some of our friends. She tried to take them from me but she couldnt. Tiny demigod. I gave them to her like 10 mins later and i must say, she is kinda a stalker. If she could help us get rich with that.... OH THAT WOULD BE NICE. Anyways she doesnt look at my direction anymore and shes in her room even more now. Thats good. Its better for me not to have an tiny ADHD demigod blasting metal and rock music 24/7.
LONIS POV:
So Fem discovered some sheets that Kirbo made on how to act with us. Mine was the shortest and it said. 'LONI-cannibal, purple, likes to kill and eat people. Do not interact with her if its not urgent. She will eat you bc there is a rumor that cannibals love to eat Apollos kids the most bc they are salty. I do not need that.' HUH?? Where did she get that info from?? She is so weird
KAZUKIS POV:
HAHA tiny demigod wrote sheet about us. On mine said rock. Right. I like rocks. Did you know we can divide rocks by their type:
Rock Classifications
Type of RockHow is it formed?Where is it formed?Other Facts & Examples
Sedimentary rock is into many pieces of rock and soil which then settles into layers. The layers are squeezed together until they harden into rock.
Found in locations where oceans, lakes, or other bodies of water exist or once existed.
Is layered, soft, and often contains fossils.
Examples: limestone, chalk, coal, sandstone, shale
Igneous rock is formed when melted rock cools and hardens. ...hardens.
Created by lava from volcanoes or magma that cools inside the Earth.
Can be shiny or glossy.
Examples: basalt, granite, pumice, quartz, obsidian
Metamorphic rock forms when igneous, sedimentary, or other metamorphic rock is changed by heat and pressure.
This type of rock is buried deep within the Earth where it is created from the heat and pressure found there.
Is hard, often contains crystals, and may have bands or layers.
Examples: marble, slate, gneiss, schist(haha funny)
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