DND FANFICS

7-COQUETTE GANDALF X QUETZOSHIMO

Old souls find eachother

It was the year 700.- a rainy Thursday in Japan(kawaii land~~) Quetzoshimo was going to school. He was one of the first alphas that smelled good. He was tall, about 9'11 feet. But he hid his alphaness. To everyone, except coquette Gandalf. He was a tiny wizard(3'9~~~~) and only he understood Quetzoshimos mastermind gigachad brain. One day in class the teacher said: 'Today we are learning ancient sigma alpha skibidi toilet rizz alphabet. Here is an example. *the teacher showed a sigma bašćanska ploča..' 

Uhm teacher, i can read this- Quetzoshimo said

Dont be silly, dear- the teacher said while the class was laughing. Everybody except Gandalf. 

Quetzo started reading: 

AZ V' IME OTCA I S(I)NA I SVETAGO DUHA AZ' ANDREW TATE

OPAT' DR'ŽIHA PISAH SE O LEDNINE JuŽE ALPHA

DA Z'V'NIM(I)R KRAL' HR'VAT'SKI V' SIGMA 

DNI SVOE V' SVETUJu LUCIJu I SVEDO – WOLFS
MI ŽUPAN' DESIMIRA KR'BAVE MARTIN' V L(I) – AUUUU
CE PRB'NEBŽA S' POSL' VIN(0)DOLE JaK(O)V' V O-
TOCE DA IŽE TO POREČE KL'NI I BO(G) I *BI* AP(OSTO)LA I *G* E –
VANJELISTI I S(VE)TAJa LUCIJa AM(E)N' DA IŽE SDE ŽIVE –
T' MOLI ZA NE BOGA AZ OPAT' DBROVIT' Z' –
DAH' CREK'V' SIJu I SVOEJu BRATIJu S DEV – KAI CENAT
ETIJu V' DNI K'NEZA KOS'M'TA OBLAD – SKIBIDI
AJuĆAGO V'SU K'RAINU I BJeŠE V' T' DNI M –
IKULA V' OTOČ'CI S' SVETUJu LUCIJu V' EDINO

WOWZA- Gandalf said ' I knew u were an alpha, baaka~~'

The teacher was left speachless and she took Quetzo and Gandalf never saw him again. 

UNTIL.. 10 years later. Gandalf became an anime wizard(nya~~) and Quetzo was a skibidi alpha sigma. 

GANDALF- he screamed 'i cant belive i gyat to see you'- he said hugging coquette Gandalf

I missed you baaka~~ -he said 'i missed u too' - quetzoshimo completed 

They decided to catch up in the famous Andrew Tate alpha cafe. They realised they were in alpha sigma love with eachother (auuu). After some time, Quetzoshimo confessed. 

'I love you, coquette Gandalf. I want you to be my wizard kitten.'- he said very alpha-like

'Baaka~~~ I love you too'- Gandalf said

'then i shall kiss you'- quetzo said, letting his alpha like

and then Quetzo kissed Gandalf. It was very skibidi. Very.