to end this campaign on someone who started this fanfic series: kazuki sherlock. the manbun president. dollar store suguru geto w rizz. truly a goat.
It was so hard being y/n. she hated. HATED. not reaching the highest shelf when she wanted to eat something. and- it was hard finding clothes that fit her tiny frame(3'7 with an hourglass figure).
she was so misunderstood... she wasnt like the other girls... she didnt like makeup or clothes or anything girly like that. You can say, she was different. so unique and one of a kind. ig.
And she hated seeing girls eat pizza and burgers with their hands. ''cant you get a.. little dirty?'' she thought to herself. all of her life she either had fun riding her dirt bike or playing videogames with the boys to... i guess get? those normies.
None of them even used sporks!! what was the use of the greatest thing ever invented!! NOMNOMZ! everything tastes better with a sPorK>:)
One day, she put her hair up in a messy bun while her mother called her down. it seemed like 2 of the most powerful mafia leaders(billonares, but only 8'0 feet tall) have been fighting over her for ages.
It was.. Femity and Gaymachine- fighting over- HER?
''sho alphas... i need time for myself''- she said
yn didnt care tho... to her, they werent weird... or unique like her. So she ran away to her computer and went to myspace. Oh, that beautiful site. She adored it! She texted her ''le besti XD'' kazuki sherlock. they have been messaging for at least 2 years now.
''Kazuki-kun~~ i h8 my life!!! some other mafia bosses came to propose to me! i cant take it anymowe~''
he replied almost istantly: ''oh m'lady... i- i think i have a solution''
she typed: ''w-wha :3''
kazuki: ''leave... runaway.. and join my- emo-... rock cult... ill come pick you up i swear! y-you wont have to deal with those guys anymore... i-id protect you... my senorita awesome! heh... i-if you liked a... good guy like... me.''
yn: ''KAZUKI-CHAN!! thats such a great idea!! youre so derp :P *raises spork NOM NOMZ* were going to have sm fun!''
kazuki: great, m'lady *tips fedora* ill... pick you up tomorow after the sun sets... *blushes* w-wait for me... apologies for my late arrival... ig *shakes manbun* ''
YN: MeRp ~ XD
timeskip:
the sun had set and yn was ready. kazuki sherlock showed up at her door just at the right time. He stood outside the door, ringing the bell, fixing his manbun and fedora. yn opened the door and she was stunned. she stared into his orbs. WOwZA Kaazuki-chan~~~~~ youre so AWESOME *hugglez>:)*
it was hard for her to hug him. she even needed to get on her tip toes to do it.. he was so tall, 9'11 ig... (nonchalant manbun)
they went together to the rock cult. it was fun and they were perfect for eachother... except when... GAYMACHINE showed up.
he was kazukis ex yandere tsundere alpha bf- and kazuki wanted yn to do nothing with that man. so they had a fight! a fight in the moonlight... gaymachine was transforming into a werewolf... kazuki however... used his rock powers
''this is the skin of a killer, yn'' *he looked at her and smirked*
after hours of fighting, kazuki created a skibidi toilet out of rocked and he forced his little magic stones to trap gaymachine into it. kazuki won, and he was now the rock cults slave... he had to pick minerals to create stones... well thats what you get for messing with a nonchalant sigma cult leader manbun.
''Now, gaymachine was a... skibidi toilet? ReAllY? i is lE pRoUd of YOu''- yn said
''yes, m'lady.. ive done... everything in my power to stop him. there was no more mister nice guy... heh... *smirks* thanks for the compliment... they never compliment a... stoic good guy... who treats his female right... heh...''
*yn cut him off kissed him while they were sitting and talking*
''i love you, yn-chaan~~''- kazuki said, his voice dripping with affection for the... weird, misunderstood girl
''i love you too, sempai~~ uwu~~~~~''- yn completed
i hope you liked it. stan txt, vote, comment! DeRp XD ~~
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