You are honestly not ready for this, and neither am i < 3
It was a rainy saturday night. Femitys friends were out, partying. She was, however not. She was at home, reading books. She was not like the other girls. She was an emo goth. She hated preppys and she always painted her nails black. Right now, she was waiting for her mafia boss bf Kazuki Sherlock. He was an alpha mafia boss and he was constantly out for work. He stole from other mafias and did some serious stuff. And after all, he stole Femitys heart. After he finally came home, he was in pain and full of bruises. Femity ran up to him and tried to help him, but oh, she was just to tiny.
'Dont worry kitten. I called an doctor.- Kazuki said in a husky voice.
'okay senpai.'- she whispered.
After the doctor healed Kazuki, they went to sleep. The next day Kazuki invited Femity to a party. She said no, as usual. She just couldnt stand public places...
'If you want to, you can come at any time.'- Kazuki said
'i probably wont...' she anwsered.
Few hours later, Kazuki left and Femity was alone again. She spent few hours playing goth dress up, and realised that she looked good. She knew the adress of the party and decided to suprise her bf. She drove to the party, and when she came Kazuki was with another girl. A PREPPY GIRL. Femity was really hurt, and tears passed down her cheeks. Kazuki tried to explain himself, but we all now he couldnt. All of a sudden, Femity felt something picking her up. It was Loni, a leader of a caniballistic sigma mafia. Oh, tiny Femity tried to get away but she just couldnt. She was 3'3 foot tall elf with an hourglass figure. Then, she heard a whisper.
'Dont worry princess, ill get you away from this fake goth maffia 'boss'. ' - Loni said
'But... arent you a cannibal... and what if you leave me too?'- Femity choked back a sob.
'Oh, about that. No, i wont eat you. At first i wanted to, but all i want to do now is kiss you.'- Loni said very sigma-like.
Femity started to anwser, but then she heard Kazukis scream.
'WAIT, WAIT.... FEMITY I LOVE YOU... IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.... PLEASEE, MY KITTEN'- he screamed, tears passing down his cheek.
'No.- she anwsered coldly.
'good girl'- loni whispered while putting Femity back to the ground.
She ran towards Kazuki and they were in a heated fight for a long time. At the end, Loni beat him and ate his remains. She came back to Femity and took her to Lonis ultra big castle manison. It was the darkest castle ever. Femity loved it. When they arrived, Loni opened the car door for Femity.
'Do you like it here?'- she said in a husky voice(waay huskier that Kazukis)
'Yes... it beautiful'
'Shall we go in, m'lady?'- Loni tipped her fedora
'Ofc'- Femity said and she took Lonis big veiny hand
Loni showed Femity around the castle, but she couldnt focus bc she stared at her blueish orbs. When they were at the balcony, Loni finally kissed Femity.
'This is forever, my sigma kitten princess'- Loni said
'Yes, baaka'.
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