Well. I was a weird child (fuck it im 16 right now)
I always didn't know how to behave in church but it was a minor thing, I had too much energy and the priests always liked me so they didn't see a problem, but if they saw me now they would want to kill me, send me to hell and die on the spot.
Me : "Mom im scared"
Mom : "calm down, just go. you must accept God's body in the form of a wafer
Me : *goes, traumatized, to the priest*
Priest : *pushes into my mouth a wafer*
Me : *bites the priest's finger and I run back to my place, leaving the surprised priest*
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My wonderful life moments
MizahJust as the description suggests. I will describe my misfortunes in life and my stupidity.
