The Heroic Mime

Chapter 3

Primary school, third year

"Fuck you!"

"Ah, you bitch, I'll kill you!"

BOOM

Silence.

Four boys from the fifth year of primary school were laying on the ground, a boy and a girl were towering over them.

"So does any of you assholes mind telling me why..." was it a gentle tone the one Katsumi was using? Hell no, it was the calm before the storm "THE FUCK YOU ASSAULTED ZUKU!?" "There she is, my Kacchan, for a moment I was worrying she had been hit hard enough to cease being foul mouthed" the boy with his face painted in white thought, after that thought he frowned and hurriedly tapped his friend's shoulder

"!"

"What the fuck do you mean?"

"!"

"For the love of god drop that sign and tell me already!"

She, however, noticed a long finger rocketing towards her from behind; she spun around, grabbed the finger and started to twist it until the owner of the finger begged her to stop

"If I see you, any of you fucks, anywhere near my Zuku this finger will be the first of a long series of broken appendages." the four grounded boys saw devil horns spurting from the sides of her head while she said that, not all four, one of them, that later was sure to get a piece of the others' mind, clearly didn't like the shape of his body and had to say "The primitive girl is protecting her herbivore boyfrieeeee" and he was cut off by an explosion dangerously near to his face, no not just his face, too damn near any part of him

"I'm sorry I don't think I heard you, would you care to repeat?"

"No ma'am, I'm sorry ma'am, it must be a heatstroke that made me a bit dizzy and I didn't really think about my actions ma'am, I beg your forgiveness ma'a.....m, no, wait what are you doing, no, I'm sorry please, I beg you, nooooo...."

BOOOM, the last part of the plead for forgiveness was lost in the distance, the team Rocket had finally found heirs to their escapes.

"And you, care to explain why you didn't beat the shit out of them?"

"Zuku are you really holding the sign I think you're holding?"

He just nodded his head while looking into the distance in the direction the quartet flew, his right hand protecting his eyes from the sun and in his left hand a sign saying "Home Run!"

A few seconds later a mime was seen running like a madman along the streets of Musutafu, followed closely by a blonde girl shouting terrifying menaces.

Katsumi turned around the corner of a house and found herself in a park near a river, a few metres from her stood Izuku, kneeling down with a bunch of flowers in his hand and a sign with the peace symbol in the other hand

"If you think this is enough to make me forgive you you're wrong."

"Ok, fine, I'll bring you home on the invisi-bike." he sighed, dropping the mime act at last, heck never, ever, risk getting on Katsumi's bad side when she was angry was a motto he learned the hard way and a motto he would always keep in mind

"And...." she said, with a mixture of pleading and angry eyes

"Fine, tomorrow I will cook for you." the boy was resigned to his fate now

"What are you going to cook? I might have an idea of what I want..." she was now enjoying her position of power, she rarely could get through the thick layer of white face paint

"Ok, fine, I'm going to cook Cassoeula."(search it and believe me, it is worth the two days of preparation)" I had started preparing it today for the lunch our moms organized at your house on saturday."

"Was that supposed to be a surprise?"

"Yes please don't tell your mom or else I'm dead meat." he begged with his signature puppy eyes, he knew she couldn't say no to him when he did the puppy eyes.

"Ok fine, now drive me home, panoramic way or else..." she passed a finger along her throat.

The sun was setting and two kids could be seen flying through the streets of Musutafu sitting on something invisible, one could guess it was a motorbike from how they were leaning at every turn but nothing is certain when a quirk is involved.

Izuku slowed down a bit when they started driving on the roads that climbed the hills in the outskirts of the city, once they got at the top one of them they stood up and walked towards the panoramic platform on the edge of the hill and sat down, as the sun finally set the lights of the city turned on altogether, it was as if the stars, now visible only in non-populated areas due to the excessive light pollution, finally grew tired of being hidden from the world and descended from the sky, only one of them was watching the city, the other was watching the reflection of the lights in the friend's eyes, and when the friend turned their gaze towards the observer the roles would switch, with them both being oblivious to the other's gaze and at the same time hoping to meet it, when they did it lasted a few seconds only, they were more than what a day passed talking with each other could convey, after those few seconds, which actually felt like hours, they stood up, sat on the air and drove back towards their respective home.

Along the way the passenger thought "May I should get angry more often." and the driver thought "Maybe I should choose this route more often."

They got back safely and still thinking about the possibility, which none of them considered in fear of losing the rarity of the event, which was what made it special.

If you like this story I suggest going to the original source here
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13540047/1/The-Heroic-Mime

And if you want more like this I suggest going to the original author of this story Darth Quantistic's home page here
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/13264079/