The Heroic Mime

Chapter 6

Was it a normal day like usual for the duo whose story we're following? Nope.

Izuku finally decided to step up his game and so he was going to the police station, it wasn't however because he was mistaken for a robber for his mime attire, he was going to get a really important thing for his career and for his training: a quirk-using license (I haven't seen any of this in canon but I think there should be for different purposes, like an ice cream seller with an ice quirk and so on) and a permit to perform outside the mall.

"Good morning officer."

"Good morning kid, how can I help you?"

"Me and my mother are here to make a quirk-using license for me, we had an appointment under the name Midoriya."

"Alright then, let me check, who am I kidding, you're the only people we're going to see here for that because everyone tries to be a hero nowadays; wait here while I call for detective Tsukauchi, he's going to handle your license."

And with that the cat-headed officer went in his search for the overworked detective, only to get distracted looking at the green haired kid and his mother who was knitting while they waited, the bundle of yellow wool she was using was nearly finished but the officer could see a many more in her bag, his instincts kicked in "Ma'am?"

"Yes?"

"Would you mind sparing one of those wool bundles for *cough* personal enjoyment *cough* purposes?"

"I'm not sure about the end of the question but sure, here ya go sweetie."

and the bundle fell from her hand onto the floor, it started rolling, it passed between the legs of an ecstatic Sansa and rolled towards the corridor in which the totally in control of his instincts officer was heading a few seconds before.

"Mom, you know, sometimes you feel more like a grandma than a person of your age."

"Izuku I know you enjoy spending time with Katsumi but I don't think you should do everything she does." she tried to have a stern look, only to fail miserably

"But I don't call you the way she calls aunt Mitsuki, she calls her old hag or milf." said an overly innocent Izuku, or a bored Izuku searching for some amusement.

"SHE CALLS HER WHAT!?" Inko screamed, had she been drinking something she would have spitted it but, fortunately for the cleaning personnel of the police station, she wasn't

"Ahaha, milf..., ahaha, I can't....ahaha....breathe....ahaha" she almost fell from her seat holding her stomach; Izuku was just looking at her confused, he didn't understand.

"Sorry to make you wait I am de...AAAAAH" the poor detective had just closed the door of his office, he was tired, so tired he felt like Aizawa was his long-lost brother, he hoped to do a normal, refreshing, hero-unrelated form signing with the green haired family, and his hopes were crushed by Sansa jumping on him trying to catch the wool bundle which fell from Inko's hand; when Tsukauchi finally managed to escape from the steamroller running over him that was Sansa he found himself a little flatter, so he put his thumb into his mouth and blowed, thus regaining his THICKNESS.

That little shenanigan didn't go unnoticed by the Mydoriyas, causing Inko to finally fall on the floor for her uncontrollable laughter, she then tried to use her quirk to grab something only to find the bundle that caused part of the mess, when she saw it flying towards her she released her telekinetic control over it due to a new burst of laughter but the deed was done, the kinetic energy she applied to the bundle made it fly towards and then out of the door due to Newton's first law, with a certain cat-headed officer trailing behind, steamrolling once again over Tsukauchi who, when he saw the bundle flying feared for the worst and had just enough time to turn to the direction the bundle came from and lift his arms in defensive position which resulted rather ineffective as the detective had to repeat his "Rethicking" (I'm going to put this expression under copyright) from a crèpe to a human, causing another burst of laughter from Inko and a thumbs up from Izuku, the green haired boy lifted a sign saying "Nice rethicking trick, can you teach me?" "God, I swear I'm not going to joke about Aizawa's attitude ever again, I feel like we became siblings today, I hope I won't have to see this boy ever again, I already have an headache" and let me tell you, bloody hell he was wrong.

After ten minutes Inko finally managed to calm down and Tsukauchi let the green haired family in his office "Now that the introductions are done I will hand you the form to sign , while your mother signs I'm going to ask you a few questions Izuku, try to be as sincere as possible because my quirk lets me know if someone is lying."

Izuku simply nodded.

"Now then care to tell me why you are dressed as a mime?"

"I can answer to that detective." said Inko "You see his quirk lets him make everything he mimes real while he stays silent and his dream is to become a mime, that's the reason for the costume."

"I get it but why now?"

"When we booked for the appointment for the license there was written: a demonstration of the quirk is required" said the sign the young mime was holding

"Ok I think I can now understand, wait where did that sign... why do I even bother." he could see a look of compassion directed at him from Inko, she knew really well how dealing with her son was extenuating.

"Let's resume with the questions. Do you plan on using your quirk on other people to hurt them?"

Izuku signed no

"Do you plan on using your quirk just to perform what you wrote in the form?"

he nodded in agreement

"This is personal, please promise me to stay out of trouble."

Izuku held his pinky out and in the other hand he held a sign saying "I can promise I will try."

"Somehow that doesn't give me any reassurance, not one, single bit but this is as good as it gets." Tsukauchi held out his pinky as he thought that and so he made a pinky promise with Izuku.

"Let's get in a more spacious room for the demonstration of you quirk or am I forgetting something?"

"The permit for the public performances." said Inko

"Don't worry i already signed it, I will send it to you via mail."

and off they go see Izuku's quirk, after seeing which Tsukauchi was sure of just one thing "Yup, as I expected, just more trouble to come."

In another part of the city the Bakugou family was talking with a dark-skinned man that gave a chill vibe.

"Now that the details of the payment, alias the most tedious part are done, are done I will bring Katsumi to try her uniform and let her know the rest of our family, aren't you excited to become sister of twenty brothers and sisters Katsumi? By the way don't call me sensei, call me father Bob, it's a lot let stiffer and it fits our big family."

"That means we are aunt Mitsuki and uncle Masaru to the kids?"

"Sure thing fam, now let's get going, let me show you the beautiful and relaxing world of capoeira."

"Somehow I'm starting to regret this, CURSE YOU NERD IT'S YOUR FAULT." Katsumi thought

"Now let's start by working on that attitude, we can't have you be so brash in here can we?"

Mitsuki and Masaru were starting to become increasingly happier with their daughter's choice and they thought at the same time "God bless you Izuku, we know it was your idea and if Katsumi gets even a little less foul mouthed we will be eternally grateful, you're definitely perfect husband material." they nodded at each other, knowing exactly what the other had thought and they started to leave as Katsumi was dragged towards the origin of a pre-quirk reggae music.

"Now I'm going to call Inko and tell her about our decision about our future as a family."

she sure didn't expect Inko answering to the call with a "Yo milf"

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