The Heroic Mime

Chapter 22

It was a peaceful evening, in a small conference hall in Kamino ward the A.V. was having a meeting.

What is the A.V.? It stands for Anonymous Villains, not for what the majority of people would think.

The meetings of said association first started a few years prior, as a mean to reintegrate minor quirk offenders in society, it was completely anonymous so villains wouldn't feel pressured, the authorities hoped that it would give villains a reason to turn themselves in, together with a reduced sentence and community work instead of getting thrown behind vold bars.

The announcer was an old lady who was a grandmother to everyone of those who were there "And now, dearies, Mr S. will talk about his plans for the future and a bit about how he got here."

A blue haired man walked in front of everyone, his face was covered by a carnival mask like everyone else but his dry skin could be seen without much effort "Good evening everyone, as grandma said before I am S, I was part of the league of villains because I wanted to reform society; you see, my quirk has always been deemed a villain's so I didn't have the best upbringing, the league took me in and I felt at home. A few weeks ago we attacked UA, to be precise the USJ, I can see some of those who were there tonight," a few whistles and acclamations were heard "I'm not going to tell what happened there because everyone knows, it has even been called "The Meme of Villainy". I was so frustrated after what had happened that I decided to quit being a villain, after a bit of reflection I understood that I did the right thing, I'm going to open a bakery and I'm going to help those with situations similar to mine. Everyone is invited to the opening of "SHIGA'S, decayingly good."

Cheers erupted from the audience, how can someone not cheer for fresh bread?

Shigaraki continued "On a side note, do you know how difficult it is to decay a three metre tall gate when the decay is limited to your fingertips? The metal of the gate is rigid so when I touch it and the decay spreads from the tips of my fingers the points which I touch decay, making me change position."

Pity filled the audience, they were all brothers and they understood each other after all.

Meanwhile Izuku was looking at his phone when he saw that a new bakery was going to open in town, he had always loved fresh bread, brioches and breadsticks so he had to go "Maybe I should invite Katsumi..." he thought, clearly oblivious at what was going to happen.

GreenMime: Yo, want to go to the bakery that's opening on sunday?

LadyExplosionMurder: Sure. Who is going to be there?

GreenMime: Just the two of us

LadyExplosionMurder: Ok.I mean, all right. I mean, sure. Wait....FUUUUUUUCK

The scream had been heard by Izuku two blocks away from the Bakugou household, he heard a "SHUT UP BRAT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP." too, followed by a "FUCK YOU MILF!"

In another part of the city Mineta's "Milf Sense" tingled, he felt a milf had been mentioned, he was determined to find who it was.

Meanwhile in the Bakugou household Katsumi had a bit of a short circuit, she had been asked out by the broccoli-head! She felt her face becoming hotter, was she going to get a cold? "I haven't had a cold since I developed my quirk, did I overdo it in training? Is it the shock from meeting villains? The encounter with the sludge was way worse than this one..."

The encounter with the sludge villain had been a traumatic experience for Katsumi, she could remember the cold, slimy tendrils wrap her body in a greasy embrace, gradually covering almost all of her, they were pressing against every part of her body, the villain clearly noticed and a pair of comments he did confirmed it. It wasn't the first time she encountered a molester but the other three times she had been successful in beating the shit out of them, against the sludge, however, she was completely helpless.