The Heroic Mime

Chapter 18

Three weeks had passed since the exam and there he was, standing once again in front of the gates of UA, he had never felt so accomplished.

Katsumi trailed right behind him, she nearly had trouble keeping the pace with the fucking Heidi, jumping around without a care in the world "And they say he is the mature one." she thought.

Directly in front of the entrance was a big map of the school, the students had an app on their phones that allowed them to connect to the digital map to signal the path they needed to follow to get to their class.

"Nerd where are you going?" Izuku pointed at a sign with "Toilets" written on it

"I'm a bit nervous." he said and Katsumi couldn't blame him; they went in different directions.

Two minutes later Katsumi got to the classroom "Damn this door's fucking huge."

"Je say fantastique!"

"Frenchaboo you here too huh?"

"Mais oui!"

Katsumi sweatdropped, she had been mistaken for a male in the exam and now this dumbass was more feminine than her "I'm not here be feminine I'm here to learn how to kick villains' asses." she thought trying to cheer herself up as she entered the class, seeing she and the blonde were the first ones she sat down.

"GOOD MORNING MY NEW DEAR CLASSMATES." half shouted a blue haired boy entering the class, he felt quite stiff to Katsumi but who was she to judge? Wait, she was the absolute fucking best, of course she could judge.

"Morning asshole, can you please shut the fuck up?"

"I have to agree with the mademoiselle, you are not elegant, don't be so stiff dear." said Aoyama, putting his arm over the bluette's shoulder.

Aoyama moved his free arm in the shape of an arch and said "All this class is going to be fantastique if you learn to be more charming from me." and his eyes were sparkling.

"Especially you mademoiselle, you are so... barbaric."

"What the fuck do you mean asshole?" she scoffed as she leaned back on her chair and she put her feet on the desk.

"What are you doing? This is disrespectful to this accomplished establishment! Don't put your feet on the desk! The chair has four legs, use them all."

"Hey four eyes did you know the broomstick is not supposed to go up your ass?"

"SUCH DISRESPECT! I am Tenya Iida from Somei academy, tell me the name of the school that taught you such bad behaviour!"

"Ah Somei, I guess the stick up your ass in not a normal one, is it a gold one you ELITIST PRICK?"
"I..."

THUD

A corpse impacted the window, a yellow caterpillar stood up from behind the teacher's desk.

The corpse started falling like one of those sticky toys: legs attached to the wall, it did half a rotation and it sticked its arms on the wall under it, then the legs detached from the wall and it did another half a rotation, it continued until the floor under them, it terrorized the third year's class and descended.

Let's now see what happened to Izuku.

He went to the toilet, he did the deed and then flushed the toilet; as he pulled his pants back up his phone fell into the toilet and died with a little electric discharge, Izuku fortified his will and put his hand in the toilet, luckily he had flushed it and he was the first one that day.

He pulled out his phone and saw it was irreparably fried, he put it in a plastic bag not to wet the rest of the contents of his backpack.

He washed his hands and then he blindly ventured in the school trying to find his class.