The Heroic Mime

Chapter 9

The day after the performance.

Was it a normal monday? No it wasn't.

First Sansa was shocked when he saw Tsukauchi walking in the police station dressed in pink; and he wasn't the only one.

All Might arrived to the police station with the first villain of the day and after handing the evildoer to Tsukauchi and seeing his attire he remained speechless, for the rest of the day he muttered only "Pink".

At a certain point in the day he was doing a photoshoot with Endeavor and a reporter managed to sneak in the building, when she got near the blonde colossum she asked "Mr All Might I'm from Ventress Clothing and we would like to know your favourite colour for a new line we planned to produce." guess what the man said? Exactly "P-p-pink..." Endeavor had an existential crisis "Maybe the reason he is first in the ranking is his fashion sense.... perhaps I should make my costume pink."

The following day the whole city was covered in pink, Endeavor was dressed in pink, All Might was dressed in pink, his new line of clothing was mostly pink.

That morning in the Todoroki residence a certain half-'n-half boy had been woken up by his father yelling "Shooootttooo, your hair is red and white and if we mix it it will become pink. Come here I'm going to make you the number one herooooo."

Shoto ran, he ran faster than ever.

When the evening came Shoto had his hair permanently dyed in pink, it would take at least two years for it to regrow completely. Luckily he was homeschooled.

When Tsukauchi got up that day and went to work he found All Might dressed in pink

"Please tell me you didn't create a butterfly-effect off of my pink trench coat."

"I did..."

"You know what that means right? You know that if Izuku takes part in this pink-frenzy I won't be able to escape his shows right? I'm officially dead." that said he sat in the corner of the room and started crying.

Let's return to the day All Might muttered the fatidic colour.

Izuku was walking toward the dojo in which Katsumi practiced, he had to maintain his promise "C'mon you can do it, if you win you can see her with dreadlocks.." he almost let his drool fall on the sidewalk. "But if I lose I will have to wear pink, somehow I have a good feeling about this."

He finally got to the dojo.

"Yo Izu-boy."

"Oh hi mr Bob."

"You don't have to call me mr, it makes me feel old" "Isn't he 56? Is he old or young? I should ask mom or aunt Mitsuki about it. What if I need to call everyone older than 30 milf? Wait how old is aunt Mitsuki? I need to ask her." (I think everyone knows where this is going) "And besides you can call me father. You'll soon become my son-in-law ain't you?"

"Wh-what?"

"C'mon my boy I've been your age too. I know what you think about she-Schwarzenegger over there. Isn't today the day of the duel?"

"Yes, I came here for that."

"Nice, I'll make you fight on the main ring. Now tell me the conditions about this duel."

A bit later at the dojo Izuku was guided to the yard, what he saw was more fitting for a small beach than for a dojo: the ground was covered with sand, there were a few palms here and there and a dj station in the back.

"Now go in the ring." said Bob.

The ring was actually a part of the beach delimited by a circle of red tape on the ground.