Boboiboy Oneshots [ REPUBLISHED ]

BoBoiBoy on a nutshell 2.0

Gopal: *girly ass screaming*
Boi: what-
Gopal: there's a spider!
Boi: so what you want me to do!?
Gopal: KILL IT!
Boi: you saw it first, YOU KILL IT!
Gopal: YOUR THE MEN!?
Boi: SINCE WHEN?

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Gopal: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN-
Boi: ME TOO-
Fang: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS-!?
Them: AHHHHHHHHHHHJRKDBEKXBDK

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Fang: knock knock
Boi: who's there.
Fang: your mom
Boi: your mom who
Fang: your mom's dead
Boi: atleast I still have a dad

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Solar: *speaking bad spanish words*
Hali: someone tell me what he's sayin'
Taufan: wtf is he saying?
Blaze: I DON'T SPEAK TACOBELL!?!?!?

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Fang: I am going to kill the NEXT PERSON I FUCKING SEE I SWEAR TO GO-
Gopal: hello! Hi, I'm so happy to see you!
Boi: PFTTT- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

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Gopal: what's your deepest secret?
Boi: I dip my Oreos on water
Fang: that's because his dad never came back with the milk.
Boi: you motherfu-
Gopal: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE-

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Boi: would you be my boyfriend? *cries internally*
Fang: ......... OfcOuRSe I'd lIkE to!
Yaya: * W H E E E Z E E E E *
(Lol imagine being dared, couldn't be them)
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Hali: why do we have to do this..?
Author: just do it.
Sol: why do we have to-
Author: just do it.
Hali: WHY DO WE HAVE TO-
Author: JUST DO IT-

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Solar: how dare you say I'm depressed? Can a depressed person do this? I don't think so.
Taufan: Sol.. Thats a cup of cold milk and two spoons of instant coffee.. Are you sure your not depressed? Did you drink your medicine?
Solar: I don't need medicine! I'm a G E N I U S!
Hali: sounds like bullshit.

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Gopal: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
The gang: *didn't clap their hands*
Gopal: damn y'all depressed as fuc-
Boi: you didn't clap your hands either!
Gopal: ........ :D.

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Gempa: truth or dare?
Sol: truth.
Gempa: how many hours of sleep did you get?
Sol: I mean dare-
Gempa: I dare you to sleep. Now.
Sol: well SHI-
(Inspired)

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Dude: OMG you look so good together!
Boi: nah nah we just- we just friends
Fang: EW, he's like my BROTHER, he's so UGLY like- WHY DOES HE EVEN WALKS THIS EARTH-

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Boi: dude.
Gopal: dude!
Boi: Dude!
Fang: DUDE!?
Boi: right sorry-

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Boi: are you a court..?
Fang: ....... Why...
Boi: cause I want to court you-
Fang: ang corny mo bro-
Boi: alam ko-

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Thorn: dad am I ugly?
King Balaku (?) : What do you mean? I'm looking at you you're the most adorable son in the whole entire world
Meanwhile..
Solar: dad am I ugly?
Retak'ka: very much.

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Gentar: can I borrow your hammer?
Bora ra: why?
Gentar: I'm going to cutely smash them with it!
Bora ra: make it quick
Gentar: yey!

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Solar: what coffee do you want?
Lunar: as dark as my soul.
Solar: geez depressed much-?

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Gopal: what's idk and idc?
Boi: I don't know
Fang: and I don't care
Gopal:....

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Solar: oh my god look at that face!
Fang: if you're feeling so sad then you've come to the right place.

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Blaze: chaos
Ice: peace
Blaze: energetic
Ice: lazy
Blaze: chicken
Ice: whale
Blaze: food
Ice: food
(They only agree in one thing. F O O D)

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ice: the nonchalant one
Blaze: the arsonist one
Ice: hates not having his twin by his side
Blaze: would die for his twin
Them: the perfect duo ♡

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Hali: sleep.
Solar: noh
Hali: sleep.
Solar: nour.
Hali: *takes out his lightning sword* sleep.
Solar: *is sulking* okay-

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Fang having to react to ships that includes him: How bad could it possibly be..-
Ying: let's see!
Fang: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Short yes I know, but y'all better enjoy the fluff and wholesomeness and chaoticness and idioticness while you still can, BECAUSE THE NEXT UPDATES WILL BE ANGST MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-
*chokes