Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Because they are used to eating nuts!
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Do you know what 6.9 is? A: A good thing screwed up by a period.
Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road? A: It got stuck in a crack
Q: Why are Penises the lightest things in the world? A: Even thoughts can raise them.
Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection? A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!
Q: What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? A: Two Test-tickles
Q: What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Q: What does a perverted frog say? A: Rubbit
Q: Why did the snowman smile? A: Because the snowblower was coming.
Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q: What is the cheapest meat you can buy? A: Deer balls. They're under a buck
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually take the time to search for a golf ball
Q: Why will a woman never be the one to propose? A: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.
Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive? A: Her ankles.
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? A: Are you going to eat that?
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the brothel say? A: Beat it, we're closed
Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So fat women can get laid too
Q: What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A: a PDF File
Q: What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? A: A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.
Q: What's green and smells like pork? A: Kermit the frog's finger
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose.
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A Pasta-tute
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand
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