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"Another year, another cursed school camp." Darren says "are we ready?" "No. Everyone hates me. Again." Amerie rolled her eyes.
"Pit cunt!" A few kids says
, "everyone hates you." "Excited for camp, pit cunt?" Spider says "Excited to die alone, piss fingers?" Amerie says, "tell me you brought it."
"everything we have is right here."
"Fan-bloody-tastic! School camp is the perfect chance to figure out which one of these moose knuckles is Bird Psycho." Amerie says
"And the perfect chance to get fuck eyed in the bush." Darren says "So they're, like, an actual thing now." Amerie says.
"You know what? Good for them."
"what? I don't care. Good for them!"
"I don't need a man anyway. I finally replaced my vibrator. Accio-orgasm!" Amerie says "Ew! Why was that in your pocket?" Darren asked.
"So I wish Malakai all the best in this new phrase. I've got bigger fish to fry. Or should I say bigger beds to fry. It's Malakai's loss. Not that I care."
"Amerie. It seems like you care." Jack says "I don't! Not me! No." Amerie said ——- "Okay, time for an election poll update Amerie Wadia and her skank party have now slumped in the polls due to her recent mishap." "She really has it out for me." Amerie says "It's just puriteen propaganda." Darren assured.
"Also, Sasha has now fallen behind Spider who is now in the lead." Zoe says .
"Buying votes I see." Spider says "Sex sells. okay, people, let's all remember to practice safe sex this school camp." Sasha said
"we don't want another monkeypox outbreak." "So tell me, since when do lesbians need condoms?" Spider asked
"Since I started fucking your dad." Abbie says . "Huh. Better check who you've been fucking cause I don't have a dad." Spider says . "That explains so much." Abbie says "For real though, are you gonna make balloon animals with them?" Spider says .
"No, dickhead. I'm bisexual. Not that it's any of your business." Missy says "Bisexual. god, isn't anyone just straight anymore?" Spider said.
"I am " Jack said
"Piss off, Spider." Malakai says "No shame, fellas. No shame!" Spider says "Yeah, you boys like a thing now?" Ant asked. "Yeah, we are." Malakai says "Hot. Amerie must be devo." Ant said
"that's really fucking rude." Darren says
"What? She lost her BF to a dude. it's spicy." Jack says
———-
"Okay, so to avoid the usual frenzy, we've decided to assign your cabins. There aren't many—" Jojo says "Boys get the best cabins!" Spider says
