Simon Cowell Say What Now?!

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{Chapter 1}

«Alyssa's POV»

Hm hm hm. Dum dum dum. Whoosh whoosh whoosh. BANG BANG BANG,! DIE HITLER! whoops a daisy sorry, I guess I'm supposed to introduce myself. *James Bond voice* I'm Macy. Alyssa Macy. AKA 1/4 of Bittersweet Ambitions. The other 3/4 are my BFFLS, Brisa Campbell, Jaden Gradient and Jenna Cosmos. You probably don't know us but yeh will soon! When we got a ring up from my Uncle Simon (as in Simon Cowell, more on this later) saying he would sign us. A few months later, we released our first single. We started jumping and screaming and jumping and screaming and Jenna & I did the chicken dance, people musta thought we were high. High like we're fucking in an elevator! Hehe, Ed Sheeran is my ginger god. I know I'm not funny but I pretend I am. It's fancy in the rule book of being me. And by that I mean that if yeh were me for a day yeh couldn't be funny but yeh 'd pretend yeh were. Moving on...

Uncle Simon is my godfather. He always thought I had potential so one day when us Ambitions were bored, we recorded a demo and sent it to him. And it all took orf from there! JK. We hae about 500 or so fans...we call em our Bittersweeties. They love it! I hope...

Uncle Simon also told us to pack alot of our stuff. This probably means were going somewhere! Narnia, maybe?

Ambitions' flat was a buzz with us packing. I was randomly throwing things into my suitcase. Clothes, shoes, lassie things, teddy bear, faucet, jewelry, scissors, and makeup. How much lippy should I bring?! When in doubt answer 7. That's my motto. Now for my outfit today...hmmm. I'm thinking my white crop top with the sparkly black peace sign, my studded jean shorts, my black converse, my 'trust no bitch' necklace, my diamond stud earrrings in my first hole, metal spike earrings in my second hole, my (fake) black frame boffin specs, and I'll do my nails special. I rolled my suitcase with multicolored hearts all over it out of me and Jaden's room. I was the only one done. I'll do my nails now! I painted my thumbs white, my pointer fingers pink, my middle fingers orange, my ring fingers yellow, and my pinkies green. Then I put black sparkles over top. Perfect! Jaden came down next with her mafted pink suitcase with a fancy green bow. She was wearing a strapless navy checked top with a big blue bow, skinny steve mcqueens, blue Toms, silver double hoops, a quartz necklace, a peace love bacon bracelet, and black & white striped nails. She went to smooth down a piece of my barnet when her bracelet got caught.

"Jaden, get y'r bracelet outta my barnet!"

"It's not my fault!"

"It's Jenna's fault!"

"Marry me"

"But what would Brisa say?"

"7" we said simultaneously

"Are we interrupting summat?" Brisa asked, Jenna in tow.

Jenna had on her Galaxy denim shorts, a jean waistcoat over a white tee shirt, DIY galaxy shoes, a geode and black diamond ring earrings & necklace and a 'we are all made of stars' rubber bracelet. Brisa had on her vintage looking tee shirt that says J'Adore, black (super soft) high waisted denim shorts, lace-up leather wellies, her wristwatch ( it looks like its MELTING), and ol' -fashioned camera earrings. We all look fabo!

We left for Simons office. After getting lost, not being able to find the front entrance and playing pranks on the receptionist; we got to Simons office. Simon was in ther along with ONE DIRECTION!! I fangirled, causing the lads to chuckle.

"So I asked yeh to come to talk about how y'r going on tour with One Direction as an opening act." Simon started getting all technical and we all kinda zoned out, except Jaden. Without her we'd be nowhere in life. She's our Mommy Ambition.

«Jaden's POV»

I listened intently to Simon yakking bout our schedule, who was on our stylist, makeup artist, and security, who was in our band, etc. It seemed everyone else was tuned out, including the lads. Well except Liam. Okay don't tell Brisa because then she'd win this bet we have. She bet Alyssa would make us all hardcore Directioners. But I'm not! I just fancy their music...and the fan fictions written about em...and I think they're all fit...and Liam is the sexiest little puppy I've ever seen. I guess I tuned out because I heard Simon say summat shocking.

"So Bittersweet Ambitions will have to fake date One Direction for more publicity." Simon finished.

Simon Cowell say what now?!

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This is dedicated to my awesome peeps @brisareads123 AKA Brisa Campbell, @jadenlikeschips AKA Jaden Gradient, and @jennawuvsyou AKA Jenna Cosmos. And I also dedicate it to myself for being Alyssa Macy. Hope y'all like this!

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