Not Cute Enough for Turtles

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And...the moment we've all been waiting for! Brisa and Louis' POV!!

{Chapter 7}

«Brisa's POV.»

Louis and I were in the car and it was an awkward silence. It isn't even cute enough to be an awkward turtle! That's how sodding this laddy is. I glanced over at Louis to find him practically eye rapeing me. Maybe today wasn't the day to wear these shorts...JK! It's ALWAYS the day to wear MANGO (the brand) clothes. That's like the Ambitions' fav brand. Maybe we could endorse it or model it or summat! I need more mango clothes! Mango is my life source. Anyways...I was looking out the window when I spotted an ASDA. Then I started giggling, thinking of all the pranks my mates and I had pulled there.

"What's so funny?" Louis asked

"Nuffink, it's just that I was thinking of all the pranks my mates and I hae pulled at ASDA. " I said, smiling again

"Oi, wanna add a few more ASDA pranks to that memory bank?" Louis asked, smirking

"Of course!" I said, giggling and twirling my barnet

Woah! Back the fire lorrie up! Did I just GIGGLE because of summat LOUIS said? What?! No Brisa! Stop flirting with this goof! Oh crap, I'm still twirling my barnet. Bad Brisa. Stop it. Yeh hate this goof! DON'T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE!! Be Anakin Skywalker. Aww wait, that bloke became Darth Vader...and he was on the dark side. I KNOW! I'll be Princess Leia. Her barnet looks like cinnamon buns. Ewes wait! Didn't she tongue-wrestle her brother?! Okay I'll be Padme cuz I know she never turned to the dark side. Oh god, I talk to Alyssa way to much. Poor lass had a Star Wars obsessed mate named Hannah.

"Ready for some pranks?." Louis questioned, getting out of the car and walking to the doors

"Always!" I said, following him

}Time Skip{

OMG! We pulled so many smashing pranks! We rode bikes around the store saying we were taking a 'test drive', we did ninja spy move around the store whilst signing the Mission Impossible theme song, whenever the announcements came over the loud speaker Louis screamed "No! No! It's those voices again!", we set up a GI Joe vs. Barbie fight in the toy aisle, Louis went around and pretended to be a moggy, I went up to some random geezer started crying and accused him of never calling me before slapping him and walking away, and SOO much more. Louis and I were yakking about this and laughing. Right before we got out of the car and went into Crispy Stacks,we calmed down.

Then as we were walking through the door, Louis whispered in my ear "My favourite prank was when ye tried to order a Big Mac at the return counter." We were cracking up when we got to the table

"Why are ye chaps laughing?" Harry asked

"Pranks." I managed to say through her laughter.

No! bad Brisa! I pinched myself. I started chanting under my breath. yeh are Padme. yeh are Padme. yeh are Padme. ye ar- PANCAKES! We all ate in silence (except for Liam's and Jaden's whispering and then giggling).

"That was smashing." Zayn stated

"We should come here more often!!" Jenna agreed

"Niall says two thumbs up!" Niall tried to say with food in his piehole

"Don't talk in the third person, it's sodding." I said

"Niall says its not." He said, crossing his arms

"Liam says its fun to annoy Brisa." Liam added

"Not you too!" Jaden said

"Zayn says we should all talk like this." He said

"Jenna thinks that all the chickens nuggets should shut up." Jenna said

"Harry says but this chicken nugget wasn't yakking!" He said

"Jaden says you just called yourself a chicken nugget." She giggled, everyone looking at her weird

"Jaden adds, if ye can't beat em, join em" she added

"Alyssa says, I wanna marry these waffles! Can someone drive me to the courthouse?" She randomly burst out saying

"Guuuyyyyssss!" I said, pissed orf now

"Briiiiiisssssaaa." Niall said

"Niaaaaaaaallllll." Liam said

"Liiiiiiaaaammm." Zayn said

"Zaaaayyynnn." Jenna said.

"Jeeeeennnnnaaaaa." Harry said.

"Harrrryyyyyy." Jaden said

"Jadddeeeeeennnn." Alyssa said

"Alyssssssssaaaaaaaaaa." I said, playing there little game

"Louis!" Louis said

We all started cracking up. Niall and Alyssa were rolling around on the floor, Zayn and Jaden were clutching their sides, Louis and Jenna were holding each other up, me and Liam had tears running down their faces (And the tears stream down my chevy chase...MOMENTS!!!) and Harry was showing us how all this laughing was giving him a six pack. Which made everyone crack up harder except me. I was pretending and glaring at Jaden. She shouldn't be touching Louis. He's MINE. Oh god no! PADME BRISA. By the time everyone else done laughing, the bill was here. Liam and Jaden split the bill according to bands. Suddenly, Alyssa's phone went orf.

" 'Ello?" She said, trying to answer a text message like a phone call

"Umm Alyssa, that's a text message..." Harry trailed orf

" I knew that!" She said offended

"CODE SIMON! CODE SIMON! WE MUST BE AT THE MAROON BOAT BY HALF DAY!" Alyssa screamed in secret code

Oh man, we gotta meet Simon on a boat at 12 and we aren't even near the ocean! Oh wait, maroon boat is the recording studio. The other girls bolted, leaving the flumoxed lads to try and decipher what Alyssa means.

"Recording studio!" I called over my shoulder, chasing the girls.

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