More Than This-A 1D Fanfic

Be Like Mario!

{Chapter 18}

«Alyssa's POV»

We were 5 weeks into our tour and now in California (again) and on a 2 day break. 1D's tour schedule is whacked up! We went from North Carolina to Florida to New York to Colorado to Michigan to California to Montana to Georgia to Pennsylvania to Texas to Washington DC back to California.

Right now everyone's sorta doing their own thing; Liam & Jaden are on ANOTHER date, Jenna went shopping with Zayn (her new shopping buddy), Harry & Louis are doing god knows what, Brisa & Caitlyn & Alex [the makeup artist and hair dresser, remember?] are at the spa, Niall had met a Directioner named Bella in our hotel & decided to hang out with her, R5 always does their own thing (excluding Ross, he's like the 6th member of One Direction) and Ross & I were sitting in our hotel room watching a movie.

I looked out the window and saw that it's bright and sunny outside. Today would be a good day for a swim! I ran into the bedroom and opened my drawer. Where are my bathing suits!? I dug through my clothes until I found the bathing suits I'd packed. I eyed my options. My white, halter top one piece? Nope, too conservative. Princess pink on with a swim skirt? Maybe if I was 7. Barely there bandeau and side string bottoms? I'm no slut. After 20 more minutes of this, I finally picked a suit. White with black polka dots and matching flip flops.

I changed in the bathroom. While I was on my way out the door, I also yanked on jean shorts and one of Ross' shirts that I stole during the first week of tour. It's a gray and neon yellow striped v-neck that smells really good. Not trying to be creepy but if I could I'd just sit there and smell him all day. IT'S MINE NOW, HE CAN NEVER HAVE IT BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, maybe when it loses his smell he can have it back...but as soon as it smells like him again its mine. Ross smells like vanilla and flowers and the beach.

I dashed into the living room and plopped onto Ross' lap.

" Hey hey hey!" I greeted

"Hey Lyssie." He said, then looked at what I'm wearing "We'll thats where my shirt went. A thief stole it!"

"A very sexy thief that looks way better in. The shirt than you ever will" I say stubbornly

"Can't argue with that!" He said, smirking

I felt my cheeks heating up as I said "Do you wanna go to the hotel pool with me?!"

"Sure, just lemme get dressed." He said

Ross went to get dressed in the bedroom. I jumped up and skipped to Le kitchen to get some sunscreen. SPF 15 baby. Why only SPF 15, you may ask? BECAUSE I'M PART ITALIAN THUS TAN! Mama Mia! Don't be racist be like Mario; an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, speaks English, and looks Mexican. Mario song! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. I need mental help.

Ross came out in just swim trunks, no shirt. "Oh LAWD Jesus there's a fir!" "I'm meelltttiinng!" " Jimmy Johns, here's you order. Ma'am did you know your on fire?" Save me. I jumped on his back anyways and headed for the pool. When we got there, I took of the top and my shorts to tan. Ross was eye rapeing me.

"Ross, honey?" I said sweetly then pointed to my face "Eyes up here babe." Cue wink

He blushed tomato red before turning on his heel and walking away. Not even 10 minutes into me tanning, someone chucked me over there shoulder. SNIFF! Vanilla. SNIFF! Flowers. SNIFF! SNIFF! And the beach. Ross Lynch.

"Put me down, Blondie!" I screamed

"Okay."

I was dropped in the pool, but not before I grabbed his ankle and yanked him in too. I splashed Ross. He splashed back harder. I retaliated with an even bigger splash. Same from him. Eventually we had an all out splashing war. Then it turned it I a tickle war. Halfway through, Ross looked me in the eyes and leaned in a little. I leaned in to and closed my eyes. Just as we were about to kiss, someone screamed

"PDA, EEEEWW!" Louis and Harry squealed and we both jumped back

Im crazy. Insane, delusional, bonkers. A regular basket case, Ross wasn't really just Bout to kiss me right? That was so my unrealistically warped idea idea of things. Right? RIGHT?! I have a feeling I'm not right.