It wouldn't seem to be a surprise if an insomniac can't sleep, so its normal for me to stare at the ceiling and listen to the crickets outside as if something will change. If I can't sleep then I can't dream and if I can't dream then I have to keep myself occupied somehow, which leads me to blurring my vision to see if I can turn my fingers into sausages. This nice and all and keeps me entertained for a while but it get boring. However, from what I remember I didn't leave the shower on, nor did my uncle because he is at work. That won't stop me from checking though. So like a dumb fucking idiot I am, I stumble out of bed and trip over my feet on the way downstairs.
Just as I thought, my uncles shoes are still gone and the tv sure as hell isn't on. Which leads me to question, who the fuck is in my shower at 4:39am? Time to brace myself incase of a robbery...a..strange robbery- Okay who the fuck would rob me and go shower first thing!?
I open the door as carefully as I can and my jaw drops.
Crimson red skin, pointy horns that look sharper than daggers, not to mention- the blatently obvious torn wings and strangled tail. Either I'm going crazy (which i probably am) or a cosplayer decided this house is the best option to shower in. My dumbass thoughts must have been loud enough to hear however because it suddently stopped scrubbing its head and turned its head to look straight at me with its hunched back.
"You mind? Trying to shower here...Jeez- Privacy please." It scoffed.
Holy FUCK.
Did it just talk? More or less- did its wings move or was it just me!?
"Whatevs. Ima head out."and just like that, it vanished.
I blinked my eyes hard and pinched myself till I had a small bruise building to finally realize that was I saw might have been real. I must have stood there for what seemed like hours before I finally moved a muscle. At least It didn't take anything, right?
...
THE KITCHEN!-
Shit Shit SHIT-
I ran as quick as my weak legs could take me downstairs and rushed to the kitchen. That creature better not have taken anything from us or I swear to fucking god I will find a way to murder it- As I got closer to the ground, I slowed my footsteps and tried to sneak in the kitchen. The glowing light from beneathe the door cracks shone a light blue...Almost as if I were in some sort of weird horror movie. Holding my breath in I slowly creaked the door open..
The sound of crunching came to an abrupt end as my eyes and that demons met again. That stupid. Fucking. Demon. Was eating our ice.
"What. The FUCK!?" I shouted
End of part 1 :DD
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the idiot idea was given by my friend and yes i am being firced to write this im being held hodtage help.
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Kassy & The (very) Random Demon
RandomKassy (an insomniac with a somewhat always drunk uncle) can't sleep one day. His uncle is at work so it becomes a bit strange to hear running water of the shower when hes home alone. He walks into the bathroom and sees what seems to be a demon! But...
