The demon shuffled next to me on the couch as a slight light glowed from the TV.
"So...Sorry for eating your ice- To be fair...It is kinda rude to make a guest leave without eating" It responded with a shrug
"Explain." I didn't want any fooling around I just wanted an explanation straight to the point so I can TRY to get some fucking sleep without this thing near me.
"Well..Rude- Your father sent me." It replied bluntly.
My father...That man. But I thought he was dead? To be fair, if a demon is here talking to me then I wouldn't be surprised if my so called father was in hell. The place would suit him right.
"Why?" I asked
"Well..He said after what you did- With no explination WHATSOEVER- He wants you down there with the big man so that he could personally kill you- Which meannnsss I either have to kill you or find a way to take you down there!"
"So take me?? Simple isn't it? I don't plan on dying by your hands-" I replied sharply. Hell if i'm dying. I still gotta finish school.
"I'm not that powerful mate. Theres only so much I can do. Like-" It suddently appeared behind me and grabbed my shoulders,"this!"
"DON'T DO THAT!-" I scrunched up in fear as he stared back at me in shock.
"Damn..The fuck did that dickhead do..?" It asked worringly.
This demon. A creature thats heartless, souless and supposedly a total asshole is worried? Is it trying to gain sympathy? Is this apart of the deal between him and my father or does it actually care?
"As if i'm telling you after that shit you pulled." I replied and gave a sour look to him.
"Look..." It sat next to me"I'm not here to just kill you straight away becuase i'll be honest...thats plain boring" It shrugged its shoulders.
"Uh-huh. Thats not helping your case."
"Just listen...I know i'm some 'random demon who showed up and kinda ate your ice' but that doesn't mean I can't listen to some dudes story right?" It ended.
I guess its alright right? But it is a random demon...It might use that to kill me- I'll just...tell it later. For now I need to go to sleep...I got school tomorrow and I can't bother to deal with...this. Right now.
"I'll tell you some day. Just let me sleep cuz I got school" I said in a tired voice.
"Aight. Go ahead" It patted its lap.
"You. Have got. To be FUCKING KIDDING ME. Hell no. I'm done! YOU. Are worse than my insomnia! SOMEHOW YOU'RE WOR-" But before I could finish it layed my head on its lap.
"Just sleep dude- Calm the fuck down. We both have socks! Its not gay." It quickly replied annoyed.
"Fine. Fuck." I replied sharply.
I won't lie. I miss sleeping in someones lap. And somehow this demon managed to make me fall asleep...I will admit..It might actually not be all that bad..
END OF PART TWO this part was more dialog based so i will try get the third part to be more descriptive or less dialog but I can't promise :3
the demon has a swevre swerve? voice :D
im still held hostage please call 112
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Kassy & The (very) Random Demon
RandomKassy (an insomniac with a somewhat always drunk uncle) can't sleep one day. His uncle is at work so it becomes a bit strange to hear running water of the shower when hes home alone. He walks into the bathroom and sees what seems to be a demon! But...
