IWe open up on the imp crew driving down the road of imp city Blitzo is currently singing along with a god awful song called mustang dong while Max is texting his other employer carmilla
Max: text so what exactly did you need again?
Carmilla: text there's an overlord meeting coming up today and I need you here by 12 Allright Don't forget it's apart of the contract
Max: text I promise I'll be there as soon as possible I might be a bit late I'm still in imp city
Carmilla: text what building I'll send Odette to come pick you up
Max: text I.M.P building building with huge horns on it can't miss it
Carmilla: she only sends a thumbs up and a smiling winky face
Max: Hey loona?
Loona: yea?
Max: what does this mean? Max shows her the last text Carmilla sent him
Loona: jealous it means..great see you soon
Max: oh cool that's actually ver- OH FUCK gets sent yeeting out of his seat into loona face first ( 😉 ) into her breasts (should loona be apart of the yandere harem? No? Well to bad she is)
Loona: takes this opportunity to hold him there enjoying yourself?
Millie: snaps a photo cute
Blitzo is currently yelling at some pink demon to move her pink car so Max decided to get out to support his uncle and to relieve himself of the embarrassment of what just happened
???: oh and who's this cutie
Blitzo: he's my employee so hands off
Max: trust me I'm not interested uncle blitzo who is she anyways?
Blitzo: this is verosika I used to date her unfortunately
Krieg: mentally cap
Max: interesting...did she leave because you were gay?
Verosika: no he left me in a hotel room stole my car l-
Verosika/ Blitzo: and ran three rings down to wrath and maxed my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons
Blitzo: god bitch you will not let me that go
Verosika: go choke on a sandpaper cock walks past them but not before winking at Max
Blitzo: no your gonna get back here and move your shitty car or I'm gonna-
???: gonna what?! Says a deep menacing voice
Blitzo: I uhm..i..i..I'll call HR!!
Sitcom laughing all around
Verosika: anyway meet tex my new hellhound guard he actually does his job unlike you ta ta fuck stain walks off with tex
Max: Says the dirty slut who's used more often than a communal urinal although considering your smell you probably do that to!
Blitzo: Weezez
Later in the building with loona, Max, blitzo, and moxxie
Loona: shit I did my makeup shitty today pulls out a small mirror trying to fix her makeup
Max: you look fine sis you always do
Blitzo: he's right loonie you look great as always
Loona: shut up da-...BLITZO Continues to fix her makeup and runs into tex hey watch where you going ass- whao
Tex: hey
Loona: blushes oh..h..hi hehe
Blitzo: steps in hey big man where's your bitch bag of an employer
Tex: points to a room with a big V M on it in there we couldn't get a room on the sucking floor and it was cheaper here
Blitzo: You fucking kidding me!
Tex: Don't know what to say dude walks off
Blitzo: oh no you don't bitch
Moxxie: sir why don't you let me talk to her because her status as a popstar means nothing to me an-
Max: way ahead of you dad walks into the office
Verosika: oh the wittle human get sick of blitzo and finally decided to come to me?
Max: no I want our parking space back
Kiki: aww look how cute he is trying to be assertive and sniffs he's a virgin to~
Verosika: want us to take care of that for you and make you a man~
Max: uh no I do not want a pitty fuck and second pulls his Hammer out try to touch me and I start swinging
Jake: (I think that's one of the names) puts his hand on Max shoulder and his about to say something but his cut off by a hammer to the balls
Max: what did I just say...what..did..i..say
Verosika: how about you take a message to your limp dick boss
Max: wait no no I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT clings to the door trying to open it
Blitzo: MAX DONT LET THEM HAVE ACCES TO ANY OF YOUR HOLES!!
millie: bursts through the wall WHOS TOUCHIN MY BOY
Max: stumbles out with kisses on his face and body I'm gonna...go lay down
Blitzo: OH THIS WILL NOT STAND bursts into the room you wanna be shitty to my employee slash nephew the I challenge you to a..fuckin challenge! Fuck I said that twice
Kiki: this little demon trying to start a demon duel?
Verosika: I think he is well what are your terms
Blitzo: every year you sucubitches go topside to fuck horny teens so I bet we can off more people than you can fuck by the end of the day
Verosika: hahaha it's a deal but of you lose the humans virginity is mine
Blitzo: DEAL
Later in the office blitzo is ranting to the crew about his big plan to kill more people than verosika can fuck all the while millie is pissed at him and Max is to until he gets a text
Max: as great as this is I gotta go my other job calls
Blitzo: the fuck you mean we need you
Max: well I'm not gonna let my soul get fucked over because of your spat and you better win because if you lose I'll tell stolas to fuck you all night and day no rest because you bet my virginity on your parking space now I'm going to go do my other job walks downstairs where Odette is waiting with a limo to pick Max up
That's the end of the chapter so pray for Max and his virginity otherwise it might be stolen
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FanfictionMax dare a human who was taken by demons as a kid taken by various demons over and over for different reasons but now he's 17 and they are back
