Helluva boss hotel twin hellhound

Spring Broken

(A new a start and get dressed to head to work but I seem to be missing my underwear and my shirt I had picked out)

Luke: Girls have you seen my shirt and underwear.

(I ask as crystal is in the doorway as she eating a banana and wearing my shirt and underwear)

Crystal: sup what are you looking for?

Luke: Crystal please give me my clothes back.

Crystal: Oh but do I have to? They're so nice and comfortable. oh idea how about I leaned you my panties? No one would now oh you can also borrow one of my shirts.

(She runs to her closet and take out a sexy silk par of panties and she also grabs a black shirt the reads top bitch boyzs but I just look at her not amused)

Luke: Please give me my clothes back.

Crystal: Oh you're no fun.

(She takes my underwear off first as she then take the shirt off and it lets her median size breast out to play and I can help but blush)

Crystal: oh you like what you see. Then how would you like to wear me?

(I blush and gulp and grab my shirt and underwear and run out of the room and I also put on my pants Al crystal just stands their naked)

Crystal: Oh Luke it's so fun to mess with you. I can I only hope one day you're put a ring on this (slaps her ass) so you can tap this forever.

(After I leave I head down the street and wait for dad to pick me up and when I see the van come up I hope in the back with Millie and moxxie as loona in the front seat and we drive off to the office as dad start to sing one of his annoying songs)

Blitzo: I love this song! ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

(Loona and Luke are looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles)

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

(They drive into an old crowded parking lot)

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

(A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space where Luke thinks he show a formula buff guy)

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu—

Luke: Blitzo pay attention to the dame road!

(Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car)

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

(Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it)

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

(The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone shocked)

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is.

Luke: This should be interesting.

(Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up)

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!