Unhappy camper

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(Blitzo peeking out of a corner of a building to check if the coast was clear. He then immediately runs across to a building in the Sloth Ring and starts climbing up the drain gutter downspout before he sneaks on the edge to a windowsill. All while Luke is watching from the ground and the moment blitzo went in Luke herd hiking scream)

Luke: And right on time dad gets shocked up the A-hole. I wonder how long this will take?

Blitzo: Liiiips!

(I look up and see Blitzo crashing into a bush as he's now now covered in pine needles, bruises, and dirt all over his clothes and body)

Blitzo: Luke where were you?

Luke: Um down here. Because I didn't want to get a taster shock me in the ass.

Blitzo: Far enough.

Luke: So can we head to work moxxie and Millie called and—

(I didn't fished as he gets up and heads to the van I just roll my eyes I get in and we head to I.M.P Headquarters where Moxxie and Millie are talking to a sinner when Blitzo bursts open the door and walks pass the three of them in a dejected manner as Luke sits in a chair)

Moxxie: Sir! There's a client here who wants to—

(Blitzo doesn't listen and interrupts Moxxie as he opens the door to his office and slams it shut. Moxxie and Millie stare in confusion before turning back to the client)

Millie: (nervous chuckle) I'm sorry, you were saying?

Demon Client: Well, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me, I'm just not sure which one.

Luke: What makes you think is was one of them and not one of the children?

Demon Client: I was out on the lake when my boat started to sink. Someone had drilled holes in it. The counselors are the only ones with keys to the boathouse, and they're the only ones who knew I couldn't swim. It had to be them.

Luke: Wait you can't swine so you took a job at a summer camp why!

Demon Client: It's all I could get and the camp made a great place for selfies.

Luke: Good dame it.

Moxxie: Hmm, we don't typically do investigations. I'll have to check with the boss.

(Moxxie moves around the desk behind Millie and stops at the office door before he opens it)

Moxxie: Uh, pardon moi, sir.

(Moxxie sees Blitzo flipping his contacts through his rotary address card file. Blitzo was so preoccupied that he didn't look up to Moxxie as he flips through different address files on the rotary)

Blitzo: (peeved) Not now, Mox.

Moxxie: Sir, there's a client that needs us to investigate his death, and we don't usually—

Blitzo: (annoyed) No tiiiime!

Moxxie: But, sir, we really need the cashflow, and I was thinking maybe-

(Blitzo is now completely irritated with Moxxie interrupting his search that he finally faces him and stopped flipping through his rotary address file)

Blitzo: (now irritated) What part of "NO. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME." do you not understand? (starts flipping back his rotary address file cards) Just handle it yourself.

Moxxie: You want me to lead? (gesturing back to his boss) On a hit?

(Blitzo is now growing more frustrated with Moxxie and stops flipping his rotary card file while holding his head with one hand to keep cool on what he wanted to say)

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