In this story loona has a twin brother Luke and while loona work full time at I.M.P Luke works part time because he got a job at the happy/hazbin hotel with the princess of hell and I pays well as her help/planner/and all around mechanic to help ke...
Luke: Yeah don't worry we can do this let's see Target: Emberlynn Pinkle Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA Description: Gothy 20 something who that a big help. Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it. Really what is this is something that people argue about on twitter or X now good the human race is dumb how have they even lived this long.
(I then take dads gem and use it to open a portal I see some bushes infront of me so I move them and see the house so I head right their but my phone goes off)
Husk: Hey so like are you joining us for poker night?
Luke: Yeah sorry but you know work never ends.
Husk: Stop— stop it— ok I'll tell him niffty say hi also she say she can offer you something else.
Luke: Yeah well sorry but I got to go.
(Luke turns off his phone and walks to the house he peeks through the living room window, seeing the parents watching TV and chuckles; he climbs up a tree and seeing the target in her bedroom. He climbs into her room and sneaks up on her as he take out his claws ready to cut this girls throat)
(Luke is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, knocking him down he lose balance and cuts the head off her teddy bear, catching her off-guard)
Emberlynn: AHHH! (she falls over, then looks at Luke) Oh! (lovestruck) Ohh~
(Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust)
Dad: Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again.
Mom: Why won't she leave?!
(Upstairs)
Emberlynn: Oh my god! What... are you?
Luke: Im the big bad wolf and I'm here to— (I run at but I get bounced back) How are you doing this? What you got an angel watching you or something? (See that thing around her neck) and what is that?
Emberlynn: It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from— wait are you a demon? Like... a real demon? Or are you a werewolf?
Luke: No I'm not a demon. And a werewolf those don't exist. I'm a hellhound but I am from hell. Where did you even get that thing?
Emberlynn: A hellhound? Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to be part of your demonic harem, "blushes".
Luke: Huh. Wait what no. Also we hellhound don't call it a harem we call it a well love pack but why do you think I would do something like that?
(I then look around)
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