In this story loona has a twin brother Luke and while loona work full time at I.M.P Luke works part time because he got a job at the happy/hazbin hotel with the princess of hell and I pays well as her help/planner/and all around mechanic to help ke...
Luke: What where you expect the some old story where we open with Charlie and her book of hell well sorry no this I'm my story my life and this is the story of how me a lowly hellhound form hell became the god king of everything! So sit back and relax and watch as I take on heaven fight the high angels and the seraphim and take the white throne of god and because what I was destined for the smart and intelligent ruling over the strong and dumb. This is my game my story and all my friends are just pawns and soon I'll take heaven knight. But for now.
(We open in hell as Luke sleep in his bed still his phone start to ring and see it's Charlie so I answer it)
Luke: Yes Luke here.
Charlie: Hey Luke alastor finished the video for the hotel.
(As Charlie talk I see as bee come out naked and I blush and look at her as she just finished her shower and was in a towel but she soon dropped it and I blush)
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Luke: Yes so I'll be there in five?
(Bee opens her four arm and give me all five finger on her four hands)
Luke: I'll be there in 25 minutes.
Bee: Mmmm good boy now give mommy some sauger.
(She then jumps on me and we kiss and make out as her two lower hands go to my balls as we do this we spent 20 minutes of love making till I get in my car and head to the hotel and I soon open the door and jump on the couch to see how well alastor did without my help)
Luke: Ok I'm here.
Alastor: Ah excellent my dear boy.
Alastor: (the camera turns on with static) Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control and repair. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
(Alastor turns off the television)
Alastor: So, what do you think?
Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?
Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...
Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
Luke: Wow that was just bad you were all over the place and you just bad why did you lady's put him in charge.
