In this story loona has a twin brother Luke and while loona work full time at I.M.P Luke works part time because he got a job at the happy/hazbin hotel with the princess of hell and I pays well as her help/planner/and all around mechanic to help ke...
(We open with us just finishing our new job with Blitzo, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open)
Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.
(Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away)
Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.
Luke: Yeah now come on let's go home.
(Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash as he has a used condom on his finger)
Blitzo: (softly) I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!
(Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end as Luke heads in and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. He begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way)
Blitzo: GET DOWN!
Luke: What the fuck?!
(Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal)
Blitzo: Luke! CLOSE IT!
Millie: Wait, no!
(I quick grab the book and shut it as that happens the portal closed as Millie try's to run back out to help them but fails and strays to hits the wall furiously as, tears come down from her eyes before falling to her knees)
Millie: SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!
Loona: You, uh... You okay, there?
Luke: Yeah?
(Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona into dropping the Grimoire and holding her hands up defensively)
Millie: What're you two doing sittin' there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!
Luke: Sorry but no! Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, and that means that I'm now in charge. Which means I don't open it until—
(Consumed by rage Millie grabs Luke by his shirt and yanks him down to face level)
Millie: (furious) Open the fucking portal, now!
(I put my hands up)
Like: Oooooookkkkkk. But if we're doing this we need to grab some weapons.
(I loona grabs blitzo weapon bag)
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(As Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-headed axe as Luke get his pipe wrench)
Luke: Look like you're going to taste blood again girl.
