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Ozzie's

(The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called IMP Gossip with Verosika on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo and Luke walks into the office as Luke wipes the blood off his pipe wrench)

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

(Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth and Luke look at her like why)

Millie: (yells) I'm still so jazzed up!

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, (points finger guns) babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Luke: Yeah I'm kind of good dad all I want to do is go home and enjoy the weekend.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

(Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight)

Millie: (gasps) Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

(She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin)

Luke: Well you two enjoy your self I'm going home. To put my feet up and have a long bath with a nice stiff drink.

(After that I head out and get into my car and drive on home but when I get to my apartment building I see that the elevator is broken and the guy who working on it is a jackass and not having my tools I roll my eyes and walk up all 100 floors I got to the point where I hade to take my shirt off and when I finally got to top I see my room door)

Luke: Ooohhhhh yeah. Take that you dick stairs.

(I open the my door and walk right in and fall on my couch and as I did the bee, crystal and Clare see me past out)

Bee: Hey babe? You ok.

Luke: Yeah I just hade to walk up all the stairs. And my feet are tired and hurting.

Clare: Then please master let me.

Crystal: Yeah let us help.

(They get me up on the couch and they pulled the leaver where my feet come up and they girls all help me Clare start to rub his feet as Crystal rubs his shoulders while they did that I see bee come up to me and places a tray of chicken legs on the table I then watch as she take one and open my mouth)

Bee: Well just sit there and let us pamper you.

Crystal: After all you work so hard.

Clare: And you need a brake now and then.

Luke: Thanks girls but right now. I want a drink and have a nice long bath in hot water.

Crystal: Well then I get your bath ready you just sit their look cute and let a queen of hell feed you.

Bee: Yeah now open up.

(I smile till I eat all ten chicken legs and smile as I'm full after that I head to the bathroom and see the bath is now much bigger and newer)