In this story loona has a twin brother Luke and while loona work full time at I.M.P Luke works part time because he got a job at the happy/hazbin hotel with the princess of hell and I pays well as her help/planner/and all around mechanic to help ke...
I hade this idea and hade to get I done before the others so read at your own risk so I hade to get this all down before i forget so
!!! SPOILER !!!
(We open in the greed ring where dad wanted to try a new coffee place where their make you a coffee no matter how weird or pricey it is and we see Blitzo who is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound as he land on the ground by Luke feet as he drinks an iced coffee)
Blitzo: Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!
Luke: Dad you ask her to put breast milk in your coffee the hell is wrong with you?!
(As he yells at the lady Fizzarolli hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear)
Blitzo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! (covers his face)
Fizzarolli: Oh, wow. Lookee who it is.
Blitzo: Oh, fuck... You again...
Luke: Hey it the clown guy. Mmmmmm I what to say kaufmo?
Fizzarolli: No it's Fizzarolli. kaufmo the cheep knock of myself. Anyway stalkin' me now, huh?
Blitzo: Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life and that to have a fun day what my son. y'know, without YOU in it.
Fizzarolli: Uh huh, sure! Blitzo.
Blitzo: The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me, THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!
Luke: He's got a point their clown. (Drink coffee)
Fizzarolli: Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH.
(Fizzarolli shoves Blitzo out of he way and walks off. Blitzo dusts himself off and glares at Fizz)
Blitzo: Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!
(Blitzo has struck a nerve in Fizzarolli as he growls in anger. He calms down when his albino queef rubs against him)
Fizzarolli: Yeah, well... Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya. (chuckles) Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours. Weren't they?
Luke: Dad can we just go on with our day. Come on there should be a new arcade in sloth.
(As I say this Blitzo charges at him and they start to get into a street fight and just watch as they begin to fight)
Luke: I guess should get in there and break that up. (Takes a sip off coffee) you know eventually.
(I continue to watch the fight till some ass hole made me spill me drink and with the I roll my eyes and grab both of them and hold them up)
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