Helluva boss hotel twin hellhound

Scrambled Eggs

(We open with Luke as he come out of his room and walks down the hallway but stop as he looks into pentious and see him working on something)

Luke: So what this.

Sir Pentious: Trying to get my new invention to work but I won't shoot.

Luke: You have to much power going her you need to redistributed by contending this here and that their.

Sir Pentious: Mmmmm your quite smart do you want to help me.

(I node as we both smile as we both recognize both of are genus so we get to work and when we finish we, roll it in as to show it off to the others)

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Luke: Me and pentious bonded and worked on this together.

Sir Pentious: Yes he vary smart. Oh and hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

Luke: I just want to help him make because fixing things is fun.

Charlie: What? Why?

Luke: Because I'm a crazy mad scientist that makes things and was abandoned by his parent and was left to help his twin sister.

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!

Luke: oh hey Clara, Odette how's it going?

Clara: Good and we delivered your parts to your home.

Luke: Thank you. And tell your mother hello. Oh and that I will be coming to the meeting.

Sir pentious: Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

(Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them)

Odette: Sign, please.

(Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes)

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

(The girls walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine)

Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Luke: Well she is by far one of the most nicest overlord in hell and also a mother so yeah she not that bad.

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

(Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away)

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Luke: Come on you can't take a man work.

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

(Sir Pentious peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him)

Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.

Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.

Sir Pentious: But I don't. Besides my fellow investor.

Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things. And luke that goes double for you.