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Seeing Stars

(Another day as Luke walks in he see the calendar with a circled date of the 20th with the words "Have The Talk" in the background you can see the words "Have the talk" scribbled out on the 11th, 12th, 15th, 18th, and 19th. The 13th has a drawing of a horse and is labeled Riding Lessons and the 14th has a drawing of the moon, a squirting dick, and is labeled as Stolas?There's a sound of crashing and the calendar zooms out, showing that it is Verosika-themed, with a post-it note of a drawing of Blitzo's face slapped over hers. It zooms further out as knives fly past the screen and Blitzo looking nervous)

Blitzo: Loona, honey, wait just a-- shit!

(He runs backwards as Loona runs forwards looking pissed)

Blitzo: Loonie, please, Luke a little—

(The office's empty water dispenser is thrown his way and hits him in the face)

Blitzo: FUCK! Uh, I mean, wow! Good throw, honey! I-I'm so proud of youuuuu!

Luke: Nice throw sis.

(Loona pounces and tackles him and grabs a picture off the wall and begins beating Blitzo with it while Millie walks past to the couch where Moxxie is sitting. She joins him and Luke on it and they drink coffee together from their matching mugs)

Millie: What's this all about, Luke?

Luke: Oh! Blitzo is just talking to my sis about her attitude with clients. If you ask me she fine and doesn't have an attitude.

(Blitzo grabs the couch they're sitting on and pulls it forwards, jumping and hiding behind it)

Loona: (Growls)

Blitzo: I just think some small tweaks might help you be more of a uh, people person, you know?

Loona: I am a people person!

(She reaches forwards, grabs Blitzo by the collar and pulls him close)

Loona: If I'm so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?

Blitzo: Okay, well, maybe I- Maybe I might.

Loona: What?

Luke: What?

(Blitzo looks back at Moxxie who gives him a thumbs up, turns back to Loona)

Blitzo: Maybe I will, little missy! Yeah, that's right it's tough love time. So, now you can... go... to your desk!

Luke: Dame didn't see that coming.

(Loona growls and drops him before heading back to her desk. Octavia opens the door and wraps her hair around her neck like a scarf disguise. No one notices her entering)

Moxxie: Sir, if I may say so; you're doing the right thing. If we can't even hire a cheerful qualified receptionist, how can people trust us to massacre and mutilate their enemies for them? It's good for business.

(Octavia halts before Loona spots her sneaking in, but she doesn't react to her. Octavia makes it into Blitzo's office and starts rummaging around in his desk to no avail. She turns behind her to a framed portrait of IMP all together and moves it to reveal a wall safe covered in spider webs and labeled "Blitzo's stuf Do Nut Steel!!" with a drawing of two horses. She enters a code of 1-2-3-4 and the safe opens. She grabs her father's grimoire out of the safe and flips through the pages)

Octavia: Take me to see the stars.

(A pentagram swirls around her and black swirls of power stream towards the ceiling. The light show coming from his boss' office catches Moxxie's and luke attention)

Luke: I'm dad?

Blitzo: (cucumber slices fall off his eyes) The fuck?

(I.M.P squeezes through the door as one weapons drawn, just in time to see Octavia disappearing through the portal)