KINNA SONA[[Shubman Gill feat. ICT]]

[EP 27] Gill Ki Billi??

[[sehriexx dear, extremely sorry that I can't extend the chapter length bcz I have a specific word count for every chapter. If it's too long many people find it boring, don't they? Par aap ne agar mujhse maanga hai, toh manaa karna bhi gunah hai. Issi liye I'm posting two chapters together to make it up for you🤘🏽🤘🏽]]

We all sat together for lunch. Gill came to me and wiped a huge amount of cream off my face so that I could eat.

Gill: Mumbai ki gundi hai kya? Flight wale itni asani se kaise maan gaye?

Me: *childish effort to make an evil smirk* Asani se thodi maane!

I obviously wouldn't miss such a chance to get such dramatic attention. So I cooked up a super masaledaar story about how I fought with the flight agency, thrashed some of their men, broke into the MDs office and compelled him to rebook our flight.

The players found the story so hilariously cool and funny that they could not stop clapping. Only Rohit was smiling at me from the corner indicating I was the biggest 'pheku' he had ever seen.

Ishan: Nish, pata hai aaj Gill tereko lekar sab se jyada excited tha. He was like meri manager hai, meri manager.

Gill: Galat kahan bola maine? Meri hi manager to hai! Tum sab log ko na mujhe thank you bolna chahiye.

JB: Kyu? Tune kya kiya bey?

KL: Credit to aise le rha hai jaise usko paal pos ke bada kiya ho.

Gill: Agar maine pii nahi hoti, to pichhle manager anna ka pair mein chot nahi aata, aur Nish bhi manager banke nahi aati. Aur yeh flight bhi cancelled ka cancelled hi rehta. Tab dekhte hum sab log kaise paidal ja rahe hote Australia.

KL: Banda bolne ki koshish yeh kar raha hai ki manager sahab ke pair turwake usne bilkul saahi kaam kiya hai. Wah bhai wah!

Abhi: Kitna nalla logic system Gill tera!

Mayank: Credit khane ki jo aadat hai bande ki.

Hardik: Maan gaya bhai! Khud ka vao badana koi humare Shub se sikhe.

Iyer: Do minute baad kahega ki big bang bhi ussi ke wajah se hua hai.

Yuzi: Kitna gira huya insaan hai!!

Gill: *sighs* Kuch bhi bolke phas hi jata hoon har bar. Kya bully karte ho aap log ekdam team banake! Asli teamwork koi apse sikhe! Cricket ka pata nahi, bullying ke liye Oscar deserve karte ho aap.

Mohit: Tu anab shanab bolna band kar de, hum bhi bully karna band kar denge.

Virat: Saahi baat! Team ka chhota hai tu, chhote ki tarha cute cute baatein karega. Agar ghasitaram jaisi baatein karega to log to gaali denge hi.

Gill: Jitni bhi bezzati karlo ek baat to ab tey hai... Mere paas bhi ab koi hai jiski main bhi taang khichai kar saku.

Rohit: *mocking* Aisa kaun hai bey? Oye, tu ne billi pali hai kya idhar?

Everyone started laughing, and suddenly they all glanced at me altogether and stopped.

KL: Billi mil gayi!

I was not carefully paying heed to their conversation, so I could not get what they were trying to say.

Me: *quickly gulping food and drinking water* Kidhar billi? Kiski billi??

Sky: *laughing and shifting his glance to the other guys* Guys, kiski billi ke baat kar rahe hai hum?

Pant: *smiles* Gill ki billi. Hum bol rahe the ki Gill ne ek billi pali huyi hai.

Me: *looking around excitedly* Kidhar hai woh? Mujhe billi bohut pasand hai!

KL: *holding back smile* Hume bhi.

Tilak: *controls laughter* pffft... Main bol dunga Nish di ko...

KL: Chup bey!

Me: *still looking around for the cat* Gill, naam kya hain tumhare billi ki?

All: *shouting* Nishat Sheikh.

Me: *buffering and realizing they're making fun* Maar khaoge sab log mujhe billi kaha to!

Hardik: *teasing smile* Billi!

Me: Billi hogi aapki- - *buffering mode on*

Hardik: *raises eyebrow*

Me:

Hardik: Bol?

Me: *scratching the back of my head* Ristedar yaad nhi aa rha!

Hardik playfully grips my neck in his arms, pretending to teach me a good lesson.

Hardik: Aa tujhe yaad dilata hu!

#Thanks for reading!
#Not a native hindi speaker, so forgive mistakes.
#Sorry again for Hinglish, bcz plain English can't bring out the vibe!
#No hatred towards any celebrity.
#Enjoy!!!