[EP 40] Bapu Di Pari

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The crackhead-six returned back to BCCI. The bikers had brought back their bikes with filled tanks.

Then them with Amy and Rishi, decided to go somewhere to eat and celebrate the rescue of the pendrive.

Bilal with Abhi, Fahad with Mayank, Nish with Shub were riding their bikes. Rishi was on his own bike. And because of all these bikers, Amy also thought that she should also experience it. So she borrowed a moped from another management staff.

Rishi: Nikal toh gaye road pe... Par ab jaana kaha hai?

Bilal: Hum mein se koi bhi Mumbai ka nahi hai... Sirf Nish ko chhod ke.

Fahad: Kaha jaane ka irada hai, Nish?

Nish: Well... I have a place in mind. Mujhe follow karte rehna okay?

Rishi: *grins* You're the boss.

The five bikes started riding with Nish leading the troop.

Fahad: Allah kare aaj baarish hojaye bcz mujhe bohut sakht garmi lag rhi hai.

Shub: Haan, mujhe bhi!

Fahad: Bro helmet ke andar mera paseena aisa chhut rha hai na... Andar se aise bheega huya hai, mujhe apne shampoo ke smell aa rhi hai apne... muh ke andar se.

Bilal: *freaked out* ?!??!?

Nish: Chhi chhi chhhi! Chhi chhhi! Tu helmet utar @##$@$@...!

Fahad: Helmet utar du? Kya Mumbai mere baap ki hai??

Nish: Nahi, mere baap ki hai. Tu utar!

Fahad: Theek hai.

Mayank: Aur bhai tu aisi baatein karna bandh kar jisko sunke saara bhook hi gayab ho jaye.

They all stopped at the signal. But Amy couldn't pull the brakes on time, so she ended up hitting the back of Nishat's bike.

Nish: *looks back, sighs* Brake nhi maar sakti meri maa!

Amy: Main poori ki poori bike aap pe maardi, aap brake ki baat kar rhe ho?

Nish: *exhales* Shub utar yaar!

Shub: *who was sitting on Nish's bike* Ab maine kya kiya?

Nish: *pointing at Amy* Uss Hello Kitty ko back seat pe bitha, aur tu scooty chala.

Shub: *confused* ???

Me: Dekh... usko paalne ki duty mere upar hai, toh yeh meri bachchi hai. Aur agar yeh meri bachchi hai, phir bhi tu to mera best friend hai na? Toh technically yeh teri bhi bachchi huyi, hai ki nahi?

Shub: *nodding in buffering mode* Haan...

Me: Toh idhar baithke meri petrol kyu kha rha hai, bachchi ki madad mein lag jaake!

Shub: Par driving license saath nahi hai mera!

Me: Kuch ni farak padta. Main hu na idhar? Asli Mum-biker. Fikar not and follow me!

Shub: *getting on Amy's moped* Theek hai.

And they started off again.

Shub: *to Amy* Theek se pakdiyo. I am definitely not the best rider.

Amy: Theek hai, bhaiya. Thank u!

Shub: *grins* Apne baap ko thank u kaun kehta hai?

Amy: Chalo nahi keh rhi... Par aap mere baap kabse huye??

Shub: *points at Nish* Jab se woh teri maa hai.

Amy: Kya kamal ki parents mili hai, maan na padega!

Shub: Waise 'tu' kar ke bula rha hu, mind to nhi kar rhi?

Amy: Nahi, aise hi bulao aap. Jyada apna lagta hai.

It started drizzling in the middle of the road, but the guys seemed to enjoy it.

Fahad: Chalo, aaj baarish ho rhi hai.... Meri daarhi mein kharish ho rahi hai.

Nish: Agar aise hi shayari karta raha toh patto ka brand ambassador bann jayega kisi din.

Fahad: Woh to accha hi hoga na? Dono milke dhanda karenge phir!

Everyone: *laughs*

Nish stops at the Punjabi Cuisine restaurant in front of her hospital.

Nish: Yeh mera aur Rohit bhaiya ka favourite place hai.

They went inside and had a fun time eating and chatting together. It was almost 8pm when they got out with full stomach.

Rishi: *pointing at the hospital* Yeh India ka biggest medical association ka HQ hai, tum sabko maloom hai?

Bilal: Haan, Mumbai mein kaam karte huye bohut din ho gaye, par aaj pehli bar yeh samne se dekhne ka mauka mila hai. Infrastructure kitni kamal ki hai, hai na Nish?

Nish: *pretends to unfazed, lowkey sweating* Haan, sach mein cool hai yeh jageh.

Fahad: Iss association ki CEO bohut hi young hai, maine suna hai. Naam kya hai unka...

Abhishek: Yaad nhi aa rha. Nish, tujhe pata hai?

Nish: *blink blink* Mujhe bhi nahi yaad aa rha.

Shub: Abbey tum log news nahi dekhte kya? Yaha ka CEO humari Nish ki nemesis hai.

Mayank: Wow, Mumbai ki saare cool bandiyo ke naam Nishat hai kya?

Abhishek: Haan, ab yaad aaya... Nishat Arman, right? Akhbar mein maine padha hai ke aaj hi unko National awards milne wali hai.

Amy: Itni badi CEO! Kitna fame aur paisa hoga, nahi? Kisi celebrity se kam nahi hai. Kaash unse mil paate!

Nish: Yeh business wale na dur se hi acche lagte hai. Paas aao to khatra badta hai. *kick starts bike* Tum sabko laut na nahi hai kya? Dekho, kitni raat ho gayi!

Rishi: Haan, haan, chalo guys! Tumhari bhabi mujhe dho dalegi agar aaj shopping ke liye nahi leke gayi toh.

Rishi and Amy left for their homes, it was only a day left before the Australia trip so they had to spend time with their families.

Again the six bachelors remained, wondering what they should do next.

#Thanks for reading!
#Not a native hindi speaker, so forgive mistakes.
#Sorry again for Hinglish, bcz plain English can't bring out the vibe!
#No hatred towards any celebrity.
#Enjoy!!!

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