KINNA SONA[[Shubman Gill feat. ICT]]

[EP 31] Gill Diyan Gallan🎵

[[Eid Mubarak to my wonderful fam💖 Hope you all as well as your families stay fine by the Grace of the Almighty🤗]]

I saw in Shub's eyes desperate urge to help me out of the problem I was facing.

Gill: *hands on waist* Ab bol bhi do gal kya hai.

Me: Woh... Manager bhaiya mujhe unke badle team manager banne ko keh rahe hai.

Gill: Oh My God!!!

Me: Laga na shock? Mujhe bhi laga tha! Iss liye main soch rhi hu mana kar du...

Gill: Heinn?? Tu pagal hai????

Once again, He naturally slided from 'Tum' to 'Tu' without realisation. But more shocking thing is that I also did the same without having any clue.

Me: *buffering mode* ... Kehna kya chahta hai?

Gill: Main tujhe pagal bulata hu iss ka matlab yeh thodi hai ke tu sachme pagalo wali harkate karna shuru karde!

Me: ...

Gill: Itna achcha offer mana karegi toh mummy kasam BCCI ke chhat se phek dena main tenu!

Me: *in so much shock that calling him 'Tu' wasn't even awkward* Tujhe lagta hai mujhe haan kar dena chahiye? Le lena chahiye offer?

Gill: Of course!!! Yaar tereko pata nahi hai kitna maja ayega agar tu managing head bann gayi to!!!

Me: *grabbing his arms like going to give him a lecture* Tu samajh nahi raha! Maine aisa kuch kabhi nahi kiya jindagi mein! Bohut bada responsibility hai! Main sab garbar kar dena hai...

Gill: Trust me! Haan bol de!

Me: Agar mere se na ho paya toh?

Gill: Kuch nahi hoga aisa. Haan bol de!

Me: Tu samajh nhi rha...

Gill: Ghanta samajh nhi rha! *looking straight into my eyes* Tu bass haan bol de bhyii!

Me: *looks at his excited face and is confused what to do*

Gill: Team ke sab tere saath hain, koi problem hogi to hum de denge backup. Thoda sa trust kar saale, tere se hoga!

Me: *a little convinced* okay...

Gill: Aur senior manager hone ka bohut benefits bhi hai... Players ke saath same hotel mein VIP suite hoga, team ke saath VIP wali parties mein invitation milegi, accha khana hoga, shopping bhi sponsored hogi... Majeh hi majeh honge jindagi mein... Tu please maan ja!

Me: ... Sunne mein convincing to lag rha hai... Par tu to Spiderman hai, tujhe to pata hi hoga... "With great power comes great responsibilities".

Gill: Abbey oy akal ke andhe! Responsibilities phek paani mein, agar tu team manger bann gayi toh-- *wearing sunglasses, Hera Peri's Akshay Kumar vibes* paisa hi paisa hoga!!

Me: *mumbling* Paisa kisko chahiye...

Gill: *narrowing eyes* Tune kuch bola??

Me: *biting tongue* I mean... Paisa kisko nhi chahiye!

Gill: Toh phir deal pakki! *starts bhangra*

Me: *watching him do bhangra* Sab samajh mein aa gaya... Par ek baat nahi samajh rhi... Mere promotion pe tu kyu nach nach ke floor pe aag lag rha hai? Kisi ki manager agar team manager bann jaye to uss player ka payment double ho jayega aisa koi scheme hai kya??

Gill: Aisa scheme to nahi hai par... *big smile* Tu bohut acchi friend hai na meri... Bohut dino baad koi itna accha dost banaya hai maine, issi liye thoda jyada khush ho gaya!

Maybe for the first time in a person's life, it did not hurt to be friend zoned, rather it felt good.

Me: *teasing* Aisa kya? Abhi jaake Ishan bhaiya ko batati hu ki uske saath dhokha hua hai.

Gill: *playfully putting his arms around my shoulder* Mujhe abhi nahi samajh mein aata ki Ishan ke saath tera hai kya!

Me: Kyu? Jealous hota hai tu?

Gill: Main kyu jealous hu vala? *victory smile* Tum dono hi jo mere ho!

Me: Aya bada...

Gill: But mere close circle ke alava agar koi tere saath gulu gulu karne aaya na... Main boothi bigad dena uska kasam Waheguru di.

Me: .... Boothi da matlab??

Gill: *exhales* Thobra. Face.

Me: *rubbing the back of my neck* Abhi bhi Punjabi kaafi paidal hai meri..... Par tu dil chhota mat kar, Abhi aur Mayank bola hai mujhe jaldi pro bana dega.

Gill: Abhi aur Mayank se yaad aaya... Hum teeno ne jo plans banaya hai na, unn dono ko bhi add karna padega. Woh log bohut achche dost hai mere.

Me: Kya baat hai! Jyada log, jyada majah.

Gill: Yashasvi ko miss kar rha hu. Waise tumhari koi dost hai jisse tum miss kar rhe ho?

Me: Tumhare jitna bohut saare friends to meri hai nahi... Bachpan se ammi, abbu aur behen hi meri sabse achche dost rahe hai. Par there is one specific friend I am missing right now.

Gill: Kaun hai?

Me: Mera ek chhota bhai hai, Shekhar. Bohut hi pyara bachcha hai.

Gill: *smiles* Bachcha hai...?? Hayee! Phir to usse milna hi padega ek din!

Me: Main agar bolti ki boyfriend ko miss kar rhi hu, toh tu kya kehta??

Gill: *cold stare, firm voice* Tu single hai.

Me: Agar nahi huyi toh?

Gill: Teri harkaton se pata chalta hai tu single hai, bekar mein jhoothi gal mujhe mat chipka.

Me: Theek hai, yarr tu gussa kyu ho rha hai... Aise hi garmi mein jaan nikle ja rha hai...

Gill: *hands on waist, ready to argue* Bolna kya chahti hai? Mumbai shehar ki global warming meri wajah se badh rha hai??

Me: Waise baat to sahi bhi hai...!

Gill: Garmi meri wajah se badh rha hai?? Haww!! Ab tu bolegi meri gusse ki wajah se ya phir meri jalan ki wajah se...

Me: *haath jor ke maafi, not ready to argue* Teri hotness ki wajah se, mere baap!

Gill: ...

Me: ...

Gill: *blushes* Itna tareef bhi mat kiya kar, sharm aata hai.

Me: ...

Me: Are you sure?

Gill: Kis bareme???

Me: Are you sure ki tujhe sharam aata hai? Kyu ki mujhe nhi lagta tere mein woh function hai bhi.

Gill: Tu ruk saale! *running after me*

#Thanks for reading!
#Not a native hindi speaker, so forgive mistakes.
#Sorry again for Hinglish, bcz plain English can't bring out the vibe!
#No hatred towards any celebrity.
#Enjoy!!!