KINNA SONA[[Shubman Gill feat. ICT]]

[EP 5] The Nonstop Bhaichara

The backward garden was more or less a park.

It was almost 2 pm. The sun was shining bright overhead.

Virat: Waise tera waala kab aake pohuchega?

Me: *confused* Mera wala... kya?

Virat: Arre nam kya hain uska... Gill!

Me: Nahi pata, bhaiya. Main hi ek ghanta pehle aake pohuchi idhar.

Virat: Yeh Gill... badi atrangi banda hai. Accha khasa khelta hai pitch pe... par off the ground aisi harkate karta hain ki sab ko doubt hone lagta hain, kya woh ulta paida huya tha.

Me: *trying to suppress laughter bcz he is speaking in such serious tone*

Virat: Hasta khilta aadmi tha uska manager... haste haste uske bhi rastey laga diye bande ne.

Me: *struggling not to lol*

Virat: Bande dating life mein itna nalla hain ki uske hi fans chhup chhup ke usko Ishan ke sath ship karte rehte hain.

Me: Pata hain mujhe.

Virat: Don't tell me tune ff bhi padha un dono ka?

Me: Yes, guilty.

Virat: *raises eyebrow* Tu to sach mein pohuche huyi cheez hai yaar!

Me: *flicks hair* Itni tarif mat kijiye. Sharam aati hain.

Virat: Indian Cricket Team ke manager hone ke baad sharam naam ki befizul cheezey khud ke paas rakhna gunah hai. Acchi si dustbin dekh kar fek diyo.

Me: *ends up laughing* Entertainment ka dabba ho aap, pata hain?

Virat: Iss team main hi ek lauta hoon jiska sense of humor thoda dhang ka hain. Trust me, baki saare nalle hain. Aur tera wala to nalla-est! Usko koi agar ek joke bolega, 2 din baad samjhega aur 4 din baad hasega.

Me: Aap sab log dara rahe ho mujhe.

Virat: Darr ka ab tak tune dekha hi kya hain. Uske aas paas do char din rehke dekh, jindagi pe khauf aa jayega. Usko aane de pehle... Ek minute... mereko nahi lagta woh aise hi aaj aake pouchega. Tu na ek kaam kariyo vai... Usko phone karke boliyo ke sab pohuch gaaye hain aur coach ne training shuru kardi hai.

Me: Par koi to nahi aaya ab tak...?

Virat: Abbey, samajhti kyu nahi! Tu jhooth bolegi tab hi aaj aake pohuchega... nahi to do din baad flight ke do minute pehle vaagta huya ayega.

Me: *exhale* Bande mein koi sahi gunn hain ke nahi?

Virat: *scratching head* Gunn bole to.... *thinks hard*.... 'Cute' toh hain banda. Cute face banake tumko aisi aisi cheez karne ko bolega... haat pair turwake aa jaoge.

Me: Gajab!

After having a long funky conversation with Chikoo bhaiya, he went to talk with coach and I called Ishan bhaiya on my phone.

Ishan: Kya huya chhammo? Itni jald hi dusri problem mil gayi tujhe?

Me: Bhaiya number de do yaar...

Ishan: *confused af* Kiska number?

Me: Tumhare janeman ka number.

Ishan: Aww... *sensationally* Gill ka kya?

Me: Haan.

Ishan: Jiska manager hain uska number hi nahi hain tere paas? Tsk tsk! Tu bohut bhugtegi meri jaan...

Me: Gyaan nahi do gyaan baba, number do!! Dimag ka dahi bann chuka hain.

Ishan: Deta hoon, amma! Inbox check kariye apna.

Me: Thank you bhaiya! Such a sweetheart you are!

Ishan: Chhi chhi! Kaisi kaisi baatein karti hai besharam.

Me: Bhaiya, mereko ek serious baat karni hai.

Ishan: *serious* Hmm bol.

Me: Mereko ek baat ka darr lag rha hai bohut.

Ishan: *sounds worried* Kis baat ka?

Me: 15 players aur itne sare management staff, inn mein se koi agar galti se bhi mujhe pehchan gaya...

Ishan: Koi nahi pehchanega.

I was surprised to sense the amount of confidence in his voice.

Me: Aap ko kaise pata?????

#Thanks for reading!
#Not a native hindi speaker, so forgive mistakes.
#Sorry again for Hinglish, bcz plain English can't bring out the vibe!
#No hatred towards any celebrity.
#Enjoy!!!