Wanna get a ride into the THRILLING everyday life of Indian Cricket Team? Plus you also hold a damn big crush on THE PRINCE, Shubman Gill? Are a bigger fan of COMEDIES rather than just plain romance?
Dive in to feel the UNBELIEVABLE experience and...
Gill and I were standing in the middle of an empty road.... with a lipstick print on his cheek. It is my first time meeting him and I can't stop laughing. What a scenario! I searched my backpack and found a hand sanitizer and a bunch of tissues.
Me: Aap jaldi se idhar mere paas ao.
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Gill: *very seriously* Tumko bhi pappi leni hai kya?
Me: *a moment of silence* Ishan bhai ne bilkul sahi kaha tha aap ke bareme....
Gill: *narrowing eyes* Kya bola usne tumko?
Me: Bola ki aap bhi meri tarha pagal hi ho. *putting sanitizer on a tissue* Idhar aao, mu sudharna hai aapka.
The lipstick stain was almost gone. He looked at his face in the side mirror of my bike.
Gill: Thanks yaar! Manager ho to tumhare jaisi.
While checking his face in the mirror, he saw another bike coming in our direction and showed it to me.
Gill: *putting his mask back on* Lagta hai koi curfew nahi hai. Dusre log bhi aa rhe hai.
Me: *look back and narrow my eyes* Ajeeb baat hai....
Gill: Kya??
Me: Woh log Mumbai Police hai.
Gill: *staring at the direction of their bike* Toh woh log humare izzat lootne kyu aa rhe hai?
There were two policemen sitting on that bike. We got our answer almost instantly as we heard one policeman shouting in his walkie talkie....
Police: Sir! Hum ko do atankwadi mil gaye hai eksath! Ji haan sir, sare kapre kaale pehne huye hai aur mash vask bhi laga huya hai mu pe. Aur ek ke haath mein ek bottle dikh rha hai, explosive bhi ho sakta hai, hum koi risk nahi lenge...
Gill and I looked at each other's faces clueless of what was going on. Who the hell looks like an Atankwadi here??
We look around to find absolutely no one except the two of us.
My glance instantly shifted to the bottle in my hand and I freaked out.
Me: *shouting* Abbey hand sanitizer hai saalo!
But the police were still a bit far from us, so they could not hear what I said.
I instantly took of my jacket and covered the number plate of my bike with it. I jumped up on the bike, turned the keys and looked at Gill who was still confused af.
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Me: Just hop on, sir! *grin* Aap ko to adat hai aurto ki bikes pe kudak ne ki.
Gill: *hopping on* Pehle yeh 'sir' bolna bandh karo yaar!
Me: *revving* Thiiik hai~
He got up and I started off immediately. He looked back to check on the police bike.
Me: *revving the bike at topmost gear* Kaske pakdo na yaar! Warna hawa ke saath beh jaoge..... Hindi bhi samjhme ni aati bande ko, kya kare aap ka?
Gill: *grabs tight across waist* Toh hum police se bhaag rhe hain....
Me: *sarcastic sigh* Naa ji, hum toh hawa khane nikle hain!
#Thanks for reading! #Not a native hindi speaker, so forgive mistakes. #Sorry again for Hinglish, bcz plain English can't bring out the vibe! #No hatred towards any celebrity. #Enjoy!!!
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