KINNA SONA[[Shubman Gill feat. ICT]]

[EP 32] Gill Bechara

We reached the academy by 9. Before leaving the car, Gill stopped me and patted on my shoulder.

Gill: Tu behooda tension le raha hai! Thoda risk le le, majah ayega!

Me: *taking a long breath* Saahi hai. To phir manager bhaiya ko bol dete hai abhi.

Gill: Call laga jaldi!

I called manager bhaiya.

Me: Hello, Assalamualaikum.

Manager: Walikum salam. Adha ghanta boli thi tumne, pura der ghanta nikal gaya!

Me: Sorry, bhaiya!! Galti se mistake ho gaya!

Manager: Koi nahi... bas itna bata ki Haan hai ya Na hai?

Me: *exhale & wholesome smile* Haan hai.

Manager: Kisne manaya tereko? Gill ne?

Gill: *sneaking into the call* Aapko kaise pata??

Manager: *mysterious smile* Bas aise hi!

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Later that night, We all sat for dinner at the canteen.

Rohit: *standing up* Team! I have an announcement to make. There's been some changes regarding the management. Introducing your new team manager, Nishat Sheikh.

Everyone started shouting, cheering, clapping, banging on the table, it was a blast.

Me: *standing up* Thank you for accepting me as the team manager. I promise to fulfill responsibilities to the best of my ability.

And a huge round of clapping!

Virat: *standing up* I, on behalf of all the present players of the Indian cricket team, heartily welcome you to join your post from now on and promise to co-operate under any consequences.

Another huge round of applause!

Gill: *raises hand* Mujhe bhi kuch bolna hai!

Everyone laughed at his childlike approach.

Rohit: *sighs* Kya yaar?? Pura formal mood bigad diya!

Gill: Mujhe nahi aata yeh formality shormality...

Rohit: Yeh Punjabi log bhi na!

All Punjabis Present: Bhaiya Punjabiyon pe mat jana haan!

Rohit: *feeling threatened* Theek hai theek hai...

KL: *to Gill* Haan, toh baby tu kuch keh rha tha??

Gill: Haan... *stands up, coughs to clear throat*

Yuzi: Kya din aa gaya! Ab iska bhi sunna padh raha hai.

Gill: *hands on waist* Kya bola bhai aapne?

Yuzi: *forced smile* Kuch bhi toh nahi! Bol, tu bol!

Gill: *coughing again to make throat clearer* Mera ek condition hai.

Jassi: *raising eyebrow* Wait! Higher authority ke decision pe condition chipkane wala tu kaun hota hai bey?

Sky: Jassi, bolne to de pehle usko yaar.

Iyer: Haan, bol tu. Hum bhi sunte hai kya condition hai.

Gill: Meri condition yeh hai ki Nish pehle meri manager hai, baad mein team ki.

Abhi: Itna possessive to koi apni biwi ko lekar bhi na ho!

Hardik: *teasing* Nahi, nahi, beta tu dhyaan se soch, ek team manager kaise tera manager hoga? Tere liye hum dusra manager dhoond lenge na?

Mayank: Aur pichle manager anna ka pair bhi ab tak thik ho gaya hoga, nahi?

Mohit: Bilkul saahi baat!

Rishabh: Aur bhai tu itna selfish kaise ban sakta hai? Team ke benefit ke liye itna sacrifice tu nahi kar sakta?

Gill: *muh fulake* Aap log aise karoge to mujhe nahi khelna.

Everyone started laughing.

Rohit: Mazak bhi nahi samajh mein aata hai ladke ko! Hum iska kya kare ab?

KL: Tension mat le Shub... Teri manager bhi woh hi rahegi.

Gill: Thank God, tension mein dal di thi aap logo ne.

Tilak: Kyu bhai? Kaisa tension?

Gill: Ishan aur Nish mere best friends hai na? Ishan ka to koi kaam dhanda hota nahi hai, toh saara din woh mere aas paas hi padha rehta hai. Par agar Nish meri manager nahi hogi to woh bhi pura time humare saath nahi reh payegi na..? Australia mein hum teeno ka kuch alag plans hai, woh meri manager na rahi toh woh sab to nahi ho payega.

Ishan: *facepalms and whispers to Gill* Cheekh cheekh ke sabko schemey bata de!

But it was too late.

Mayank: Plans? Best friends? Main aur Abhi toh Ganga mein behke aaye hain.

Abhishek: *standing up, removing chappal* Tu ruk beta, tu nahi bachega aaj!

The two started beating up Gill, while my brother circle looked at me with betrayed eyes.

Hardik: Nish, saale! Humare saath toh kabhi alag plans nahi banati hai tu!

Me: Bhaiya, dekho aap galat samajh rhe ho!

KL: Aisa dhokha to katappa ne bhi bahubali ko bhi nahi diya hoga.

Rohit: Nish, tere se achcha to yeh Virat hai! Haramkhor jarur hai, par at least aisa dhokha toh nahi deta!

Virat: Mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rha uski bezzati ho rhi hai ya phir meri...

Me: *whispering* Woh badi baat nahi hai... Badi baat yeh hai ki Rohit bhai ke haath mein juta kyu hai...?

KL: *whispers to me* Abhi bhi samajh nahi rhi buddhu! Bezzati jis kisi ki bhi ho, ab pitai sirf teri hone wali hai! Katt le!!

Before he could finish his sentence, I knew I had to run like hell!

#Thanks for reading!
#Not a native hindi speaker, so forgive mistakes.
#Sorry again for Hinglish, bcz plain English can't bring out the vibe!
#No hatred towards any celebrity.
#Enjoy!!!