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An aftercare scenario and a Fizzarolli Oneshot will be published tomorrow but right now i'm Studying for finals so i thought it would be nice for ya'll to meet my Helluva boss OC: Cookie
Enjoy!💐💐💐
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The pilot:
Cookie:" Oh you're mad that Blitz spying on you two?! Atleast he's not sneaking into your bathroom while you take a shower!
Cookie: " Loona, be a dear and shut the FUCK up!"
Cookie: " You're disgusting Blitz..."
Cookie: " Oh, i swear to Satan kid! If you don't apolegize to M&M this seacond I'll make you wish that you never came out of your mother womb!"
S:1 Ep: 1
Cookie: " Moxxie darling, trust me! I'm a succubus and i know humans! Some of them may look innocent but you have no idea of what's hiding underneath those smiles..."
Cookie: " Ms Mayberry is kinda fine tho....."
Cookie: " Let go of me you crazy man!"
Cookie: " You did it Moxxie! You killed those mentally insane humans! I'm proud"
S:1 EP: 2
Cookie: " Loo Loo land...?"
Cookie: " What? We're gonna be bodyguards for the last 4 hours! I must wear something more revealing... also this was the only uniform i had in my closet..."
Cookie: " The soda here taste shitty but atleast the fries are ok.....
Cookie: " I swear Blitz, one day you'll kill us all..."
S1 EP:3
Cookie:" Verosika?! Wow! It's been too long since i've seen you pretty ass, darling!"
Cookie: " Um Mox, i wouldn't go in there if i were you....."
Cookie: " Hello?! I'm a succubus! Did you three really think that i didn't have a damn human disguise?! Man you guys are dumb..."
Cookie: " Yeah, i miss those days too V..."
S1 EP:4
Cookie: " Mox, are you okay...?
Cookie: " You're right little cherub! I should've brought my electric chainsaw! Silly me...."
Cookie: " Sorry but i atcually don't give a fuck if this man dies...."
Cookie: " Ha! Suck it marshmallow stuck-ups!"
S1 EP:5
Cookie: " Blitz... i'm sleeping...can we talk later...."
Cookie: " Millle, i'm fucking your sister tonight!"
Cookie: " I swear, that Striker is really asking for it..."
Cookie: " Good job!"
S1 EP:6
Cookie: " Yes, may i have a sweet lemon tea?"
Cookie: " Can you two just shit the fuck up!"
Cookie: " T-thanks... those words do mean alot to more than you think Blitz.."
Cookie: " Here you go, human-skanks!"
S1 EP:7
Cookie: " Sorry Blitz, me and Sallie have a date tonight.."
Cookie: " Blitz! We need to speak! Now!"
Cookie: " Fine! Do it if you wanna be alone for the rest of your life!"
Cookie: " Goodbye Blitz...."
S2 EP:2
Cookie: " I'm sorry your higness but i was out to get everyone pastries!"
Cookie: " Ugh... i hate L.A... too many celeberties..."
Cookie: " We don't have time for this nonsense!"
Cookie: " Blitz, about what happen in the Lust ring..."
S2 EP:3
Cookie: " Crimson! Sir... It's... really you..."
Cookie: " CHAZ?!?"
Cookie: " Don't tell me that you also fucked him..... well this is akward..."
Cookie: " I hate you..."
S2 EP:4
Cookie: " Let's fuck him up!!!!"
Cookie: " Hello sweet thing~"
Cookie: " I'm gonna rip out your horns, you bastrad..!"
Cookie: " Ofcourse he can get hurt! Are you really that small-brained?!"
S2 EP:5
Cookie: " Eh, i don't know...."
Cookie: " I'm not doing this..."
Cookie: " Boss, your sister is hot...."
Cookie: " There, there, Blitz.. i know how that feels..."
