Hazbin hotel/Helluva boss swap quotes:

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S1 Ep1:

Vaggie: " I mean: Where she hotter?😏

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Niffty: You're doing ok, pumpkin?

Baxter: Better now honey, i think i just needed time to process...

Niffty: You have a tender heart, just a fuzzy head!
* Kisses Baxter on the cheek*

Baxter: 🥴

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S1 Ep2:

Charlie: There we go! Won't it be great? Just the two of us, like the old days? Now i'll arrage our security!

Lucifer: Security for a there park?

Charlie: Dad, we're rich and hot! People want our money and our bodies~

Lucifer: Our money maybe....🥱

Charlie: Speak for yourself! Now i'm calling the only woman who can FUCK me!😚

Lucifer: What...?😨

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Vaggie: * Speaking into a megaphone*
BN get over here! We're going to Lu Lu Land!

Baxter: Lu Lu Land?

Niffty: Lu Lu Land?!

Vaggie: Lu La La Lu Land~

Husk: Shut the fuck up! All of you!



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S1 Ep3:

Vaggie: Oh shit! Cherri bomb?!😨

Cherri Bomb: Vaggie...!😡

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Cherri bomb: Anyway! Meet my new bodyguard/party-buddy; Angeldust. Unlike you he atcually does his job well. Goodbye pussydrunk whore~

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Husk: * Chuckles*
Well, kid if you're that curious, my name is Husk~

Angel: * Blushes*
Oh my, m-my name is Angeldust.. But my friends call me just Angel!

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Angeldust: Well, i have to go but you got my number so maybe we can- well , maybe go out sometimes....?

Husk: Sure!

Angeldust: Great! I have a friend who throws tons of parties!

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S1 Ep 4:

Vaggie: Oh hell naw!

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Baxter: * In a purple dress*
Oh? And you three are SO superior tl us just because we want some selfish, greedy, back-stabbing buisness man dead?!

Vaggie: You're making things too real now, Bax..
* Sprays him*

Baxter: * Hisses*

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