Hazbin hotel/ Helluva boss Oneshots🖤

Hazbin hotel/Helluva boss universe swap:

Vaggie:

Vaggie in this swap universe is the ceo over SINNER:
S: Slaughter
I: Imediate
N: National
N: Neat
E: Executioner
R: Recruits

She first worked with Adam and Lute by being exorsists but one day ended up in causing a scandal to Heaven so most of the angels in her family were either executed or thrown out of Heaven, wich caused her to break her wings and unfortunaley that caused her to loose her left eyesight aswell. Adam were executed. Vaggie godes her trauma by being charasmatic and acting like a jackass but deep inside she's insecure and is afraid to end up alone. She sleep with Princess Charlotte to get across to the living-world.

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Husk:

Husk is a washed up alcoholic sinner who lived over a decade in a pet-shelter without any family until Vaggie came up to the shelter and decided to take him in as her father. Yes, Vaggie does look up to him and see him as a father-figure even though he acts like an asshole to her most of the time. He acts like he hates her but deep down he has a soft spit for her.

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Baxter:

•Baxter is one of the employes of SINNER, a very loyal worker but very critical about Vaggie's behavior.
•He's married to Niffty.
• He loves to use his sience skills to help with the missions

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Niffty:

•Niffty is one of the employes of SINNER, very ambitious and is probably the most blood- thirsty of them all.
• She's married to Baxter
• She giggle supportice of ships and writes manga all the time.
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Quotes:
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Vaggie: Alright that does make sense...

Charlie: You know what happens when i'm lonely, Vaggie~?☺️

Vaggie: Augh...puta mierda...!😒

Charlie: When i become lonely i become hungry and when i become hungry i want to lick on those kr&€$ of yours! Whip your k#%}^ and lick all of your $^^#^$%% before taking your ^}>€$* and fuck it with more until your screaming €%%€> like a fucking baby-!

Vaggie: * Breaks phone in half, toss it into a blender, turns it into juice and give it to Husk to drink* Drink this!

Husk: * Shrugs and drinks it*

Vaggie: And you know that bridge over the freeway?

Husk: Yeah?😒

Vaggie: Shit off it!😡

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Husk: Do you think he saw me by any chance? I just hope i don't look like an old rug...😒

Vaggie: * Jumps up into the air* But you look amazing dad! Like always!

Husk: Ugh! Shut the fuck up! Listen! As my daugh-

Vaggie: 🥺

Husk: Ugh! I mean CO WORKER you have to be more serious and presentable!

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Vaggie: * Stabs Guy who's on the list*
Yeah! Now who's next dad? Dad?

Vaggie: * Sees that Husker is out of sight*
What?!
Where's my papa?!?🥺😱

Nifffy: There! * Points at Husk who went to talk to Angel*

Vaggie: 👿

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Husk: I'm not just her cat!😡

Vaggie: Yeah!
* Pulls Husk into a hug*
He's my father!😤

Husk: Only on paper!

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Husk: You know Cherri Bomb?!?

Vaggie: Her? Oh yeah...we dated...

Niffty: Was it before or after she became a punk-rock star?

Baxter: You dated a punk-rock star?

Vaggie: Why are you acting like it's a big schock?

Husk: Huh, it's Cherri bomb!

Niffty: It's you.....

Baxter: I mean like... is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage...?

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Baxter: * Answers Vaggie on the phone*
What...?

Vaggie: * Talks in the phone*
Hey, i just wonderd if you and Niff would like to join in to the cannibal festival this year?

Niffty: The Cannibal Festival?! Yes!!!!!

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