Me: * Wakes up in the morning by some noises from downstairs* 🥱🥱🥱 🫤❓ What's that?
Me: * Gets up and yawns before checking into Y/n's room* " Y/n my child, are you-" * Sees that they're not in bed* "Y/n?!"😨
Me: * Rushes downstairs* " Y/n!" * Gets into the kitchen* " Y/n! Are you-!"
Me: 😱😱😱
Y/n: " What?"
Y/n: * Is holding Valentino by the neck while holding a knife to stab him*
Me: " Y/n! What the hell are you doing?! You can't do that!"😡
Y/n: 😨
Valentino: " Aw thank godness!"😫😃
Me: * Glares at Valentino* " No, i mean WHY are you trying to kill him in the kitchen! It's here i cook! If you wanna kill him do it either in the livingroom or the backyard! You know the rules!"
Me: * Takes the knife from Y/n* " And don't use a REGULAR knife!"
Me: * Gives them a holy knife* " Take this instead, it'll cause him more pain before he slowly dies!"😁
Valentino: 😨
Me: * Gives Y/n a headpat* " Now get out there and kill Val while i cook ( favorite breakfast) for you"😊
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