A Truly Sad Day For Us Satogou Shippers...

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Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: I can't be bothered to do 2 hours worth of writing a new chapter for my first Guruminshipping story, so I'm writing this instead!

Everyone: 2 HOURS?!

Flittle: Yep, and I even timed myself writing the last chapter as well

Lillie: *Passes out against the fourth wall*

Fourth wall: *Breaks*

Flittle: CATERPIE!!!

Caterpie: Cater?

Flittle: Could you fix it please?

Caterpie: Cater cater 😑

Flittle: You literally can't tell me you're tired because we haven't done this for a while

Cater: Pie! 😒

Flittle: Thank you!

Flittle: Anyways, who wants to go first?

gamerlillian13: MEEEE!!!

Flittle: gamerlillian13! I missed your dares so much!

gamerlillian13: Well I'm back!

gamerlillian13: Firstly, Marnie has a Galarian Moltres and Leaf has a Kantoian Moltres, then they battle

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Marnie and Leaf drop from the sky*

Flittle: *Throws pokéballs in their faces* Now fight!

Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Marnie: *Wins because Flittle may or may not have a fictional crush on her and gave her an easy win*

gamerlillian13: Now, you, me and Mizuki_Celeste destroy Troy and Switchy

Mizuki_Celeste: LET'S F****** GOOOOOOOO!!!

Troy and Switchy: Wh-what?!

Satogou trio: *Throw them out of the window*

gamerlillian13: Now, you dress up as your favourite pokémon and sinh your favourite song

Flittle: *Dresses up as Mega Audino* But she was right Sera-

gamerlillian13: That isn't from Hazbin Hotel

Flittle: Fine 😒

Flittle: They say I come and I go, tell me all the ways you need me
I'm not here for long, catch me or I go Houdini- *dissapears*

Prince_of_Simps: Flittle?

Flittle: *Reappears* Hello!

gamerlillian13: Next, I cause the end of the world

Flittle: I already did that

gamerlillian13: How?

Flittle: Haven't you noticed how everyone else is in the distortion world except us?

gamerlillian13: Oh yeah!

gamerlillian13: Well then, Serena and Iris fight

Serena and Iris: *Fight*

Everyone: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

gamerlillian13: *Uses hypnotising gas*

Dragonvisionshipping: *Kiss*

May, Lisia and Switchy: 😭

Flittle: 💭Serena really has a bit of a harem now...💭

gamerlillian13: Now, you, me and Mizuki_Celeste shall interrogate the "straight ally"

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