Flittle: Hello...
Flittle: My last day of being my current age was an absolute disaster and I just feel really upset and embarrassed at the moment...
Flittle: Also I have an announcement after so yeah, let's just get into it
Prince_of_Simps: Brock comes back with some sweets
Brock: *Appears and gives sweets to the pokégirls and Flittle*
Pokégirls: Thank you!
Flittle: Thanks...
Prince_of_Simps: Meowth roasts Gary for one whole chapter at any moment
Meowth: *Roasts Gary*
Prince_of_Simps: *Whispers to Dot* Give this to Fay
Dot: *Gives Flittle the best judge award*
Flittle: Thank you
gamerlillian13: I can't think of anything but maybe every ship ,apart from Amourshipping, becomes canon for a chapter
Flittle: You mean one big polycule that includes weird age gaps?
Solar_Supports: *Guves everyone a weapon* Battle royal
Dot: 🤩
Everyone: *Battle royals*
Dot: *Wins and starts doing the default dance* We got the number one victory royal-
Solar_Supports: Gary, apologise to the chosen one!
Gary: I'm sorry
Moon: Lame apology
Ash: It's fine, I forgive you-
Moon: He shouldn't be forgiven...
Solar_Supports: Let's go on a trip to Japan!
Everyone: *Goes to Japan*
Switchy: Everyone meets Bella the Wolf
Flittle: I'm really worried I'm going to get into trouble so we're just going to skip this dare, sorry
Switchy: Co-hosts, Lord author, why am I the punching bag?
Flittle: I don't know, it's just everyone seems to hate you for some reason (probably because you're the most active Amourshipper in a group of Satogou shippers and you have a bit of a controversial past from the start of this book) and make dares about you and I can't really do much about it, I don't really get a choice in what happens here
Switchy: *Draws a mustache on Flittle* Are you angry?
Flittle: No, I can't feel anything at the moment...
Switchy: We finish the Celebi vs Switchy fight in Troy's book
Flittle: Okay, I wouldn't really consider it a fight though, also none of that was even my fault and this was months ago
Switchy: You have to read my Petilil book
Flittle: From what the description says, it's just Troy's PMD book but from your perspective, what's the point in reading it if I've already read the original?
Flittle: Also, I have a question for you Switchy. Since Petilil is an only female pokémon, would that make you trans in the book since you're male?
Switchy: Get an Audino in here
Flittle: *Brings in an Audino and hugs it*
Switchy: *Hands Flittle a California Reaper* Eat it
Flittle: I know what you're trying to do and unfortunately I'm too depressed to do it at the moment, maybe another time...
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Flittle: Anyway, let's get onto that announcement I was talking about earlier
Flittle: I was supposed to announce this in last week's chapter but I forgot
Flittle: Anyway, I'm going to stop updating this every week
Flittle: It just gets tiring and also I want to write new things too but I can't because of this book making an indefinite slot in my writing schedule
Flittle: At first I was trying to update this all the time to keep people engaged but, I think I've built enough of a strong group of co-hosts that I shouldn't need to worry about that anymore
Flittle: I will now be updating this every other week for now on rather than every week... or maybe not even that...
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe...
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