Flittle: Hello everyone!
Flittle: I completely forgot this existed but I'm back again!
Flittle: Anyway, who wants to go first?
Troy: ME!!!
Flittle: Sure...
Troy: What's wrong with me shipping Amourshipping and Vermilionshipping?
Flittle: Well there's nothing wrong with it, I just generally don't like Amour and Vermilion is just morally wrong
Mizuki_Celeste: Agreed
Troy: Next, everyone has to play Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky
Everyone: *Plays Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky*
Troy: Ash, you may now explain the horrors of Mt. Moon
Ash: What's wrong with Mt. Moon?
Troy: Zubats, Zubats everywhere
Serena: *Explodes whatever the Astral Express is*
Troy: *Throws Serena out of the window*
Troy: *Hands everyone a Mentos bar*
Everyone: *Eats Mentos bar*
Mizuki_Celeste: *Pours Diet Coke down Switchy and Troy throats*
Switchy and Troy: AHHHHHHHHH- *explodes*
Itx-loz-reads: 100 digits of pi
Flittle: What?
Itx-loz-reads: Everyone has to listen to 100 digits of pi
Flittle: Well that sounds nothing like 100 thingies of pie does it?
Flittle: *Plays 100 digits of pi*
Itx-loz-reads: Now, everyone has to guess how many times Ash has encountered legendaries and has died
Goh: 100?
Ash: That's about accurate
Serena: *Rises from the dead and shoots Ash* That's 101 now!
Goh: *Shoots Serena and revives Ash*
T. Boy: Help!
Flittle: *Peeps head through the ceiling of the dungeon* What's wrong?
T. Boy: I want to be set free!
Flittle: Only if you stop requesting for really inappropriate dares
T. Boy: Fine...
Flittle: *Sets T. Boy free*
T. Boy: Finally! Now then, Floragato, do you still wish you were a Sprigatito?
Floragato: Kind of...
Foreshadowing: *Appears*
T. Boy: Bonnie, what is your guilty pleasure?
Bonnie: Reading fanfiction about Firstfriendshipping!
Flittle: That isn't really a guilty pleasure here but nice, me too!
Pretty much everyone: Same!
T. Boy: Now, everyone has to meet my version of Amour-
Mizuki_Celeste: *Shoots Amour*
Flittle: Good work!
T. Boy: Now, everyone has to read my Truth or dare book!
Everyone: *Reads T. Boy's Truth or Dare*
T. Boy: *Kills Dawn*
Dawn: *Turns into a ghost*
Chloe: 😭
Dawn: *Possesses May*
Possesed May: *Kisses Chloe*
Chloe: Thank you! 😊
T. Boy: Now, turn Floragato back into a Sprigatito for 3 chapters
Flittle: *De-evolves Floragato into a Sprigatito*
Liko: SPRIGATITO!!! *picks up Sprigatito*
Sprigatito: 😊
Dot: 😒
Serena: *Respawns and then opens her mouth*
Black hole; *Appears and sucks Serena in before dissapearing*
Everyone: ...
T. Boy: Flittle, makes clones of May
Flittle: *Throws May into a cloning machine*
Clone Mays: Hello!
Serena: *Emerges from black hole*
Clone Mays: *Run over to Serena and kiss her*
T. Boy: Original May, send them to Arceus!
May: Do I have to?
T. Boy: Yes
May: Okay... *Sends Clone Mays to Arceus*
May: But then again... *kisses Serena*
Serena: 😊
bezope1: 🤢🤮
Flittle: Oh yeah, I forgot you were here
bezope1: Anyway, send Goh to the Hazbin Hotel universe for the whole of the next chapter
Firstfriendshipping and everyone else: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Flittle: Don't worry, I'll make sure Chaggie keeps him safe *Sends Goh to the Hazbin Hotel universe*
bezope1: *Blasts Lisia, May and Switchy with a bus blaster*
Troy: How dare you kill a fellow Amourshipper, especially my best friend! *Dissowns bezope1 from the Amourshipping trio*
bezope1: Now, we will repeat the dare from the last chapter and do it properly Flittle!
Lillie: Chapter?
Fourth wall: *Breaks and shards of glass cut into bezope1's back*
Everyone: lol
Ash: *Stabs Serena to avoid the dare*
Flittle: Thank you Lillie and Ash!
Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today
Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!
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Pokégirl Truth or Dare
Hayran KurguLike Pokémon Truth or Dare, but with the main focus being on the pokégirls Anyone can be added (even the boys), but here are characters who currently aren't in the distortion world: Misty May Dawn Iris Serena Bonnie Lillie Mallow Lana Chloe Bonus c...
