Bonnie Swears Uncensored (Totally Not Clickbait)

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Flittle: Hello everyone!

Flittle: Let's just get this chapter over with since I'm really tired

Doritogod33: I have a lot of dares for you today 😃

Flittle: Great 😒

Doritogod33: Dot, catch a Corviknight

Dot: Why?

Doritogod33: You'll find out soon!

Dot: Okay then *catches Corviknight*

Dot's Tinkatink: *Appears*

Dot: Tinkatink?! What are you-
Tinkatink: *Smashes up Corviknight*

Dot: 😨

Doritogod33: *Laughs maliciously*

Doritogod33: I now dare Misty to flip off Dawn

Dawn: WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!

Misty: Dawn is too sweet, couldn't I do it to Serena or someone else instead?

Doritogod33: No

Misty: Fine... *flips off Dawn*

Dawn *Yeets Misty out of the window*

Doritogod33: Serena, teach Bonnie a swear word

Serena: SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE LEARNING SWEAR WORDS!!!

Doritogod33: Do it

Serena: Bonnie, say f*** you

Bonnie: F*** you!!! 😄

Flittle: *Sends Serena and Bonnie down into the dungeon*

Doritogod33: Dot, shake my hand *their hand lights up with blue fire*

Dot: *Is a Gravity Falls nerd* No way!

Doritogod33: Fine *piles two Sprigatitos onto Liko*

Liko: MORE SPRIGATITOS 😍

Dot: You're turning her into a cat lady... I'm into that

Doritogod33: Bring in a Teddiursa, Pancham and Cubchoo

Flittle: *Snaps fingers and Teddiursa, Pancham and Cubchoo appear*

Teddiursa, Pancham and Cubchoo: *Form bear stack*

Flittle: Da, da, da-ba-da
Da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da-da (Ahh)

Doritogod33: Let's go!

Flittle: We'll be there!

Doritogod33: A wink and a smile and a great old time

Flittle: Yeah, we'll be there!

Doritogod33: Wherever we are
There's some fun to be found
We'll be there when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug and a smile

Flittle: We'll be there!

Floragato: *Turns back into a Sprigatito*

Liko: What's going on?

Sprigatito: *Turns into Bongo Sprigatito*

Liko: 😍 *Passes out from cuteness overload*

Dot: *Shakes her awake* You have another dare, honey

Liko: Oh right! *gives Sprigatito catnip*

Sprigatito: *Goes insane*

Doritogod33: *Puts Choice Specs on top of Korrina's Lucario* Make the biggest Auta Sphere in the world*

Korrina: Lucario, use Aura Sphere!

Lucario: *Makes the biggest Aura Sphere in the world*

Doritogod33: Liko, give Sprigatito a bath

Liko: *Makes a bath and yeets Sprigatito* Could I sleep now?

Doritogod33: *Looks at the rest of their dares* Sure!

Liko: *Falls alseep*

Dot: *Cuddles into her*

Itx-loz-reads: Everyone needs to read Castle Swimmer and School Bus Graveyard on Webtoon

Everyone: *Reads Castle Swimmer and School Bus Graveyard on Webtoon*

Doritogod33: *Gives Iris a Grimace Shake*

Iris: *Dies*

Doritogod33: I dare Moonlightblossomshipping to re-enact Romeo and Juliet

Moonlightblossomshipping: *Re-enact Romeo and Juliet*

Doritogod33: I dare Goh to catch every pattern of Spinda, including the shinies

Goh: YESSS!!! *Catches every pattern of Spinda*

Doritogod33: ...

bezope1: Bring in Miette

Miette: *Appears*

bezope1: Lucario, chase her

Lucario: *Chases Miette for two hours*

Flittle: WHAT DID MIETTE DO?!

bezope1: She ruined Amourshipping

Flittle: Well I must congratulate her then!

Flittle: *Send Lucario to the distortion world*

Flittle: Miette, for your reward, you mat stay here permanently as a pokégirl and can replace Switchy as Serena's third lover

Serena and her lovers: Welcome!

Miette: Yay!!! *Cuddles into all if them and kisses Serena*

bezope1: 😨

Everyone: lol

Kru537719: *Feeds Bonnie Smile Dip*

Bonnie: *Goes crazy*

Doritogod33: Goh san!

Goh: Yes?

Doritogod33: Would like my Shiny Mew for your Shiny Voltorb?

Goh: YES PLEASE!!!

Doritogod33 and Goh: *Trade pokemon*

Bonnie: Oh yeah! 😎

Kool Aid Man: *Breaks through fourth wall* OH YEAAHH!

Flittle: Lillie, you're paying for it

Lillie: WHAT THE F-

Flittle: Anyway, thanks for reading, please send some truths and dares in the comment to keep this going, make sure you have eaten today, make sure you have drank today

Flittle: And most importantly, stay safe!

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