** classic 2 **
" Miss can I go to the loo?"
"Yes but tomorrow come back to me and recite the vowels."
So he goes home, first he ask his mum what the first vowel is and she yells " shut up!" Then he goes to his sister and asks for the 2nd vowel " ima a Barbie girl" then he goes to his dad who is doing math "8402" then he ask's his brother who said " in my bat mobile"
He goes to school the next day and the teacher asks him the first letter
" shut up "
Who do you think you are?"
Ima Barbie girl
Who many detentions do you want?
8402
How do you think you're going to get away with this?
In my batmobile.
* he must of had a great family *
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