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Mum: Do the hovering now!
Me: I can't!
Mum: I'm going to count to 3
1
2
Me: Seriously I can't!
Mum: Why not? May it be because your lazy?
Me: No on the side of the hoover it sais " If you hoover and you hear a loud noise turn it off!
Mum: So?
Me: Every time I turn it on I hear a loud noise!
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