* Hiya! I am going to try and update a joke everyday from now on! *
mum: I just ate a racoon and it was delicious
Me:...
Mum: No a rat!
Me: Yum?
Mum: No a rattle snake!
Me: A rattle snake?
Mum: No a serevnts face!!
Me: I am just going out... you keep eating humans and rats.. i will be back.
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HumorFunny jokes to brighten your day or make you laugh when your down! Any good jokes PM them to me and I will follow you and vote for one of your stories (if you have one) Thanks xoxo